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Myke Ladiona, Author at GeeksHaveGame - Page 10 of 14

GHG Presents… THE PREACHERS’ PIT [S01E02 Podcast]: The Men Without Fear.

So. Much. Geekdom.

It’s our second episode of The Preacher’s Pit, and, boy, did we have a tough time deciding which popular geek topic to choose from: Tom Clancy’s The Division, DC Comics: Rebirth, Daredevil Season 2, Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice, of course–WonderCon LA 2016. So… uh, we went with talking them ALL.

(logline)

  • WonderCon LA 2016/DC Comics: Rebirth (Open-27:00)
  • The Division/Fallout 4 DLC (27:00-37:00)
  • Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice Spoilercast/Review (37:00-77:00)
  • Daredevil: Season 2 Spoilercast/Review (77-100:20)

So, join your usual host “Monsignor” Travis Moody, video game expert Spencer “Papa Justified” Fawcett, and GHG’s WonderCon panel-going wonders, “Dynast” Dana Keels, “Divine” Derek Vigeant, and — editor-in-chief — “Brother” Myke Ladiona in one of our most enjoyable, intelligent and epic podcasts to date. You don’t wanna miss it…

(From Left-to-Right): Spencer, Derek, Myke, Moody, Dana (on mobile screen).
(From Left-to-Right): Spencer, Derek, Myke, Moody, Dana (on mobile screen).

As usual, let us know why we are f&*%$*’ @$$%^&s @GodHatesGeeks on Twitter, or this trusty link to our Facebook page. Enjoy!

KENDRICK LAMAR / SAMIYAM / LUSHLIFE & CSLSX / LMNO [#GeekSwag Reviews]: To Pimp A Galaxy.

Alright. Before we head into this studio, I got to make sure you cool. Don’t come in here snapping pictures and don’t record a damn thing. We’ not even suppose to be in here. Kendrick Lamar is in a middle of a jam-session preparing for his second album, and said we can chill out and observe while they rehearse. Now, be quiet while we step in; it’s lookin’ like they about to perform. “Who doing the drums? Man put that n— on the drums man. Yup! All day, ‘Mortal Man’ and ‘Kunta.’” [beat drop].

KENDRICK LAMAR - untitled unmastered - Released: 3/4/16
KENDRICK LAMARuntitled unmastered. – Released: 3/4/16
"Pontif" Tony Pattawon @comingsoon
“Pontif” Tony Pattawon @thepattawontron

That’s the feeling this “Pontif” had listening to Kendrick’s new surprise EP, untitled unmastered., which also gives fans a sort of behind-the-scenes look at how that baby To Pimp a Butterfly was created and conceived.

After a funny-ass intro where one sexual encounter comes off akin to “pushin’ back on daddy.. like a little lamb”, K-Dot goes straight in without warning. He mic-describes his version of the Rapture (from Bioshock, apparently), running to the nearest church to plead his case of salvation from damnation. The arrangement makes sense when you parallel the second coming of Christ to breakin’ down a little lamb, err, lady friend (yeah–it’s gonna be hard not to use that term from now on…).

The next joint — and all of these are untitled with random dates they were recorded, mind you — laced by Yung Exclusive and Cardo is a trippier, even more chill experience, with Kendrick using this time to “get God on the phone!” You may have actually heard the third joint and first single (produced by Da Internz), which was performed on the Late Show with Stephen Colbert alongside Thundercat, Bilal, Terrace Martin and singer Anna Wise. It’s about receiving life advice from different people of different cultural backgrounds.

Other untitled efforts include collabos with fellow TDE labelmates Jay Rock, Punch and SZA, with tracks ranging from trippy to wonderfully melodic. A mega-hype K-dot flows from braggin’ writes (“I got 100 on my dash/ I got 200 in my trunk”) to the hard knock life (“justice ain’t free/ so justice ain’t me”). Punch pushes your mind a little further with life philosophies, while the next funky track from “06.30.2014” sees the soulful voice of Cee-Lo Green serenading us with production from Ali Shaheed Muhammad (A Tribe Called Quest) and Adrian Younge (Black Dynamite soundtrack, 12 Ways to Die w/ Ghostface). Here, any questions about their mentality are answered.

Now, this wouldn’t be a Kendrick Lamar project without an extra long sesh near the end, and the seventh joint combines the production of Frank Dukes, Cardo, Yung Exclusive, Swizz Beatz and even Swizz’s son Egypt Dean. The cut expresses that no matter your vice — Love, Drugs, Fame, Chains, or Juice — nothing will get you as high as “the feels” off music. The joint also features a subliminal warning to Jay Electronica’s recently questionable comments about K-Dot — especially after witnessing Kendrick perform the “Blackest” performance ever on the Grammys: “Before you poke out your chest, loosen your bra/ Before you step out of line and dance with the star/ I can never end a career if it never start.” Finally, the funky, DJ Khalil-produced “09.06.2014” challenges folk to be patient and realize they blessings.

Best cheatcode ever.
Best cheatcode ever.

While not mastered, untitled unmastered. is still better music than most artists’ best — a perfect blend of blues, jazz, funk, neo soul, hip and trip-hop. Kendrick continues to create his own lane while others continue to clone and jump on whatever gimmick helps keep they name afloat. I’d also argue that Kendrick is the only mainstream artist that is a completely conscious but fun listen– a skill that most “conscious” rappers lack, since the message can often overwhelm the music. Not since Outkast’s Aquemini have I melted to that rare combo, while K-Dot’s technical Em’ flow meshes with a certain Andre 3000 conscious creativity just the same. Long live the King. “Pimp! Pimp! Hooray!”

4.5 (out of 5) Bibles.
4.5 (out of 5) Bibles.

 

 

 

 

 




SAMIYAM - Animals Have Feelings - Released: 3/4/16
SAMIYAMAnimals Have Feelings – Released: 3/4/16
Ryan "Salvation" Scott @radio_adventure
Ryan “Salvation” Scott
@radio_adventure

OK Kanye, no need to complain because I happen to be sticking to your rule of white people not reviewing “black music,” because I’m here to talk about the new Samiyam record from Stones Throw, Animals Have Feelings. Oh–and just for the record, I wouldn’t care anyway, Yeezy. You have lost your damn mind.

Now, back to the matter at hand. It’s always interesting to listen to an artist that you have no prior familiarity with beyond hearing the name and thinking “hey, I should probably check that out.” Well, with Animals I have now been properly introduced to Samiyam and honestly, this fits right into my ever-growing collection of whiteboy beats. I am not referring to the color of the artist’s skin; more to my own helpless whiteboy sensibility, mind you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jvvJ6DvT94

To clear this up for those who may not know, Samiyam is a talented artist; but to call it hip-hop outright wouldn’t quite be fair. Animals is chiefy instrumental and has more in common with certain electronica and super underground hipster-hop than it does any sort of the traditional. In fact, this may be the best background album I’ve heard in a long time, having plenty in common with the Gorillaz in terms of the soundscape — even with a similar rotating cast of characters on the mic to go along with it (Action Bronson is this album’s Del the Funky Homosapien).

Hip-hop fans won’t be disappointed though, as the album does include a few more guest spots than just “Mr. Wonderful”, from Earl Sweatshirt on the single, “Dartgun”, to Jeremiah J and Oliver The 2nd on “Lord of the Rings”, which sounds like permanent #GeekSwag. Fans of ambient, hip-hop beats should definitely give this a try. Those who absolutely need an MC spittin’ hot fire to enjoy a track would be served well by at least picking up the few tracks that feature lyricists. Either way, it was very nice to meet you Samiyam. You’ve got a new fan. 3.75/5 Bibles.




LUSHLIFE & CSLSX - Ritualize - Released:
LUSHLIFE & CSLSXRitualize – Released: 2/19/16
"Brother" Myke Ladiona @onemyke
“Brother” Myke Ladiona
@onemyke

On paper, Ritualize should be one of my favorite albums of the 2010s. In what should have been a genius stroke, Philly’s Lushlife teamed up with one if its electronic groups CSLSX to — I’m guessing — elevate music beyond its corporate-tainted roots. You know, the ones that have been torn apart by artificial genres manufactured by media elitists who have wanted to take away art from the people the moment they realized they could. But let me tell you how I really feel.

Ultimately Ritualize soars purely on good taste and smart references, but is stopped mid-flight due to a strong lack of cohesion. The album’s biggest anchor is Lushlife’s choice to be less dynamic than the superior music composition he’s rapping over. Choice is the key word here. It’s evident on tracks like “Body Double” and “Hong Kong” (feat. Ariel Pink) that Lush has more songwriting prowess and vocal dynamics than the typical, one note pseudo-aggressive “indie” flow that dominates every other track on the album would have you believe. CSLSX does a great job at channeling some very obvious influences, from dream pop and synthy post-shoegaze all the way to a blues-oriented, distilled version of Chemical Brothers-esque techno.

Yet, all the care that CSLSX took in composition and production is almost lost once Lushlife inserts himself into the song. Rather than adding narrative voice to the great dramatic tension of the music, Lush sticks out like a sore thumb. His flow isn’t even all that bad, and fits in a little bit more in songs like the title track; but, at best, it all adds up to sounding like a mixtape of a rapper with really good taste. It should be noted that the track “Toynbee Suite” (feat. RJD2, Nightlands & Yikes the Zero) is a surprisingly inspired standout and hints at an alternate universe where a little more craft was exercised on this album, making it as classic as Deltron 3030. 3/5 Synthesizers.




***EARLY REVIEW***

LMNO - Motherboard - Released: 3/18/16
LMNOMotherboard – Releases: 3/18/16
Kevin "Pastor" Palma @eggrollko
Kevin “Pastor” Palma
@eggrollko

“Shallow on the surface, my sentiment’s deeper.” It’s uncanny how that one lyric seems to perfectly describe LMNO‘s Motherboard for me. On the surface, this album has a lot of elements that I’m generally not a fan of. It’s heavy on electronic beats; most tracks rigidly follow the traditional 2-3 verse and hook stricture, and his lyrics are heavy on metaphor but light on clever wordplay. On top of that, James Kelly’s (a.k.a. Leave My Name Out) voice remains monotonous through both verse and hook. As a part of legendary LA underground hip hop group The Visionaries, that monotonous style is a nice counterbalance to the other styles on display; but, dolo, it gives most of his tracks the feeling of slam poetry over electronica rather than hip-hop–while generally sounding homogenized.

What this album lacks in distinctive sound, however, it more than makes up for in heart. LMNO’s lyrics are very personal and introspective with a running theme of personal growth amidst confusion and uncertainty. That theme is front and center in my favorite track, “Glow,” but runs throughout the album. For that reason, Motherboard feels like an album you would have to be in a specific mood to listen to and really enjoy, but in those moments it would be a very rewarding experience. 3.25/5 Motherboards.

GHG’s TOP & MOST ANTICIPATED VIDEO GAMES of 2015/2016 [Podcast]: Welcome Home.

You read the Best Video Games of 2015 lists, now find out WHY we put them there.

It’s your favorite gamer parishioners, good geeks of the church, with your host “Monsignor” Travis Moody (who’s a total homer); “Dynast” Dana Keels (who still plays Nintendo?); “Sister” Sarah (whose list is quite “horror-fic”) and her nerd-hubby “Saint” Patrick Obloy (who.. just knows it all); and our “Brother” Myke Ladiona (who serves as sound engineer supreme, too!).

Hear us crack on games that sucked, were heavily disappointing, or — quite frankly — just will never fucking come out. Listen to us diss a fellow gaming journalist who hated everything…while we explain why we loved almost every big title in 2015 and forecast a year that is sure to take even more money.

Got an issue with our choices? Did we miss a game for 2016? Then let us know on the Twit-twit @GodHatesGeeks, fooooooooooosss!!!

 

JUST CA– USE 3 [Review]: A Magic Tether Ride.

The week after Thanksgiving should normally be the time when you start to put up the Christmas lights all over your house and any trees that you want to bring inside, but for action gamers everywhere Square Enix is inviting you to light it up in a different way.

This week Avalanche Studios, the studio that brought you Mad Max, released the third installment in their Just Cause series. This time Rico Rodriguez is coming home — and he’s bringing the fireworks with him.

The story for Just Cause 3 is so bare-bones that it might as well be an old NES title screen with a block of text. Rico comes home to discover a cartoony dictator, that’s one part the dude from Tropico and one part Fidel Castro, has taken over Rico’s homeland of Medici — which in itself is a cartoony version of a Spanish town in Greece (read: somewhere Mediterranean). As previous Just Cause players will know, the story isn’t really where the games have shined before; and it’s new, silly approach is a little less cringe-worthy that how serious Just Cause 2 tried to treat itself. In a much more fleshed out game, the lack of a compelling narrative wouldn’t be so obvious.

Unfortunately, Just Cause 3 ends up being a decently designed vehicle of destruction that has nowhere to go.

Game journalists should be thanking Avalanche. Now we have another go-to example when we describe open world games versus sandbox. Sure, Just Cause 2 could have been just as good of an example, but only players with modded games on PC would actually understand the reference. Avalanche took the more famous mods that people were using in JC2 and built them into JC3. With just a few new enhancements to what made the modded Just Cause 2 so fun in the first place, there are several ways to create your own unique gaming experience. Rico can now deploy multiple tethers and tethers can be retracted, so any two items that are attached can be flung together. This helps separate JC3 from the rest its open world peers by giving players more potential for creative enemy dispatching. If two helicopters are harassing you from above you can either grapple to one and hijack it, tether both of them together and retract the tether — making them hilariously crash into each other, or tether one to the ground while shooting a rocket at the other one. Options like these are almost necessary to keep the grind of capturing territories back from mini-Castro from getting too monotonous too fast. But monotony will get there. Eventually.

Avenger? I hardly even know her
Avenger? I hardly even know her

Just like the narrative itself, the story missions are just MacGuffins to get you to the exploding. They’ll range from destroying a set of tanks to searching for shipping containers at a hostile base for a particular object. And guess what you’ll be doing at the base while you’re looking? You guessed it!

Exploding things.

Thankfully the simplicity to each objective caters to everyone’s preference in gameplay. In a mission where you and an ally have to escort a defector you have the choice in either manning a mini-gun on your ally’s jeep, attaching yourself to the underbelly of the defector’s helicopter, or just Batman-ing it alongside the two while you rain death from above. Now that I think about it, I might have just been able to tether the person we were escorting to the helicopter and just dragged him out of there myself.

Between story missions there isn’t much to do in this huge, 400 square mile map besides taking over territories and completing challenges. Doing the former in this particular game is a little more involved than in games like Far Cry or Assassin’s Creed before it.

Just as it was in JC2, accomplishing this task depends on chaos — except now it’s more controlled. If you want to take over a city for the rebellion there are a few scavenger-hunt-type tasks that you must perform (e.g. destroying billboards, calling in rebel support, taking out statues, or even killing important militia soldiers). 

Just like all the murdering and exploding you’ll do, all these mini-objectives can be completed in different ways; the problem is that exact locations for anything won’t appear on your map. You’ll end up flying around the first few towns you liberate numerous times before you get used to what you’re looking for and once you get used to it, and new objectives are introduced, any frustration just reemerges.

Is that a good enough replacement billboard?
Is that a good enough replacement flag?

The challenges in the game are just like they are in any other game, except for the fact that they’re the only way to upgrade any of your gear throughout the game since there is no in-game currency. Fortunately the upgrades are tied to whatever the challenge you select is. So if you want to upgrade your brand new wingsuit, you’ll have to try and fly through as many hoops as possible with your wingsuit. Upgrades aren’t totally necessary for completing the game, as anyone could be creative enough to tackle even the toughest armies with your stock armament, but they do unlock equipment abilities that will significantly alter the overall game play. Most challenges, and even some story missions, are gated behind enemy territory, and you’ll have to conquer those positions on the map to unlock them.

Just like in Just Cause 2 there are some surprises to be had — some worse than others. The only other respite from challenges, story missions, and capturing territories will be random encounters (ala Grand Theft Auto) that range from assassinations to towing cars that are out of gas. These encounters are actually more creative than the challenges and are a glimpse into game play variations that legitimate side missions should have provided. Other fun surprises that you’ll be hearing more of on the internet as players get into the game will be whatever Easter eggs Avalanche put into this particular game, not unlike finding the island from Lost in Just Cause 2. So far Thor’s hammer has been found on the game map and possibly even a Stargate.

The not-so-exciting surprises come in the form of random framerate drops that happen on the console versions of the game. There’s also unpredictable loading times. When trying to beat my score on a particular challenge I’d get anywhere from 30 second to 4 minute loading times – for the same challenge.

17 FPS? Next-gen? Burn it all down
17 FPS? On next-gen consoles? Burn it all down

Despite an equally rocky launch, to this day Just Cause 2 still goes on sale on Steam, and dozens of gamers will still snatch the 5-year game up. According to Steam, I’ve put in 20 hours into the game — and I haven’t even completed a single non-tutorial mission. Thanks to some mod support, most notably (other than the tethering mods mentioned above) the Just Cause 2 Multiplayer mod. Avalanche made a note at E3 to let people know that a lot of the changes in the game were happening because of what was being made on Steam. It seems like they failed to realize that those mods were happening because what was given to the players right out of the box was sorely lacking.

Just Cause 3 was a chance to remedy that, but is unfortunately a tether too short.  

3 (out of 5) Wingsuits.
3 (out of 5) Wingsuits.

STAR WARS – BATTLEFRONT [Review Podcast]: The Parish Awakens.

I’ve got a bad feeling about this…

Just in time for all you disciples who might have just gotten a brand new next-gen console on Black Friday, some of our most faithful Star Wars evangelists finally have gotten together to spread the word of the Force.

Feel it flow through you as “Brother” Myke Ladiona, “Dynast” Dana Keels, and “Saint” Patrick Obloy talk about the highs and lows of EA and DICE’s first attempt at waking the long dormant Star Wars: Battlefront series in their latest holiday 2015 release.

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The Podcast Panel [From Left to Right]: Myke Solo, Dana Fett, Patrick Skywalker
Was there really enough Bantha fodder to go around?

Did DICE fall short and straight into the Sarlacc Pit?

Find out on our Battlefront Review Podcast (via podbean) below! Or, if the widget isn’t working for you (it should), feel free to download/stream the show (via Mediafire) right here.

Also, be sure to let us know what you thought about the game and GHG’s bible scores over on Twitter @GodHatesGeeks!

ARROW [S04E05 – The Constantine Crossover Review] : A Resurrection of Sorts…

Ever since Constantine’s unceremonious exorcism from the NBC prime-time lineup, fans have been clamoring for a little bit more of Matt Ryan’s depiction of their favorite Justice League Dark member. On tonight’s Arrow they got their wish: they got just a little bit more of John. Just a little bit.

"Didn't think you needed me to exorcise bad set design..."
“Didn’t think you needed me to exorcise bad set design…”

If you told the season one Arrow audience that this show would eventually feature an episode where a post-Lazarus Pit crazed Black Canary’s soul would have to be magically saved by a petty dabbler of the dark arts, they would have been as skeptical as, well, all of Team Arrow was when John Constantine finally shows up in the Arrow-Cave.

So it should go without saying that the seamless way they integrated having John Constantine on a show that started as a tale of street-level vigilantism was the episode’s biggest success. Constantine’s presence not only continues this season’s trend of having the peripheral DC characters be the most charming parts about the show, but also aides in making the future White Canary’s return to the Flash-Arrow-verse all the more digestible…

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Despite this being a big fan-service episode for the DC TV audience, the steady pace of the ongoing Damien arc, as well as the work being done on this season (of both Flash and Arrow) to set up Legends of Tomorrow, doesn’t slow down one bit.

Fortunately for all the Hellblazers out there, the writers cleverly used Constantine in both the present day storyline and the island flashbacks. In an even more clever way, they used John to give this season’s flashback storyline some actual teeth. Five episodes to find out that Oliver is doing more than just infiltrating a drug ring? Getting Arrow’s audience out of that hell alone should earn Constantine’s way into God’s graces. In fact, hell could should just trade John’s promised soul for some of the Arrow writers for how criminally underutilized he is in the present day storyline.

"I've made deals with the devil that were better than the screen time I got on this show, mate..."
“I’ve made deals with the devil that were better than the screen time I got on this show, mate…”

The episode was off to a good start with a fittingly horrific Sarah Lance going on a murder spree through Star City. By the power of Lazarus Pit, zombie Canary’s freakish strength threw a bit of chaos into the chess match-like conflicts of this season. To top it all off her run at Speedy, and Speedy’s guilt-driven willingness to die, brewed up a much needed ounce of genuine tension to a show that has a League’s worth of cliche plot devices for getting around death.

It was all set up to be a very worthy challenge for Constantine; but by the time Green Arrow, now-Black Canary, and John finally face up to what’s taken Sarah’s soul hostage — it all comes up short. Sure, Constantine can magic the shit out of things better than most any other person in the DC Universe, but it’s really the fun, con-artist way that he does it that really makes the character.

Before the lights (literally in the case) go down in the climax, and the real show starts, John warns Ollie and Laurel that, “whatever’s locked her soul away is not going to give it up without a fight — so be ready.” Then we do actually get to see John show Team Arrow some real magic, but when it finally comes to blows, all Ollie has to do is kill a few stuntmen in League garb while John out fences another one with swordplay that even the Star Wars kid could have come up with. Some fight, John.

"I'll be here when you get your shit together and pick up my show"
“I’ll be here when you get your shit together and pick up my show”

It wasn’t quite the triumphant return of John Constantine that we all wanted, but it wasn’t such a bad showing. Sure, he didn’t get to smoke a single cigarette, but he brought all the wit and charm that made us love him in the first place. Couple that with the geek-chill of hearing the NBC theme song pop up in fun places and you can bet that any non-believers are now under Constantine’s spell. Except, probably, the execs who decided to cancel him at NBC.

You can go to hell, NBC.

3.75 (out of 5) Dead Peacock Feathers
3.75 (out of 5) Dead Peacock Feathers.