E3 2014 [Press Conference Announcement]: Hunger Games.

It's the mosttt wonnnderrrfulll tiiiiiiiiiime of the yearrrrrr. No, not Christmas, you saps. But E3! Easily the Monsignor's "Comic-Con" -- and shout-out to our Templar Kight -- this 3-day Electronic Entertainment Expo showcases more exclusives than the Air Jordan household. If you think you know what games are going to be announced, demo'd and (most …

PENNY DREADFUL [Series Premiere Review]: Quite the ‘Bond’ing Experience!

Although Daniel Craig, Pierce Brosnan and Sean Connery don't have roles in Showtime's new scare-series Penny Dreadful (however rad that would be!), there's quite a band of Bond vets that take precedent here... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCb3p4z3mF8 Former 007 himself, Timothy Dalton (The Living Daylights, License to Kill), plays the progressively anguished Sir Malcom Murray, only to be outdone by former …

TALES from the BORDERLANDS [First Screenshots]: Follow the Buzzards!

Call it a dysfunctional marriage made in functional heaven. Tales from the Borderlands comes from the brilliant minds of Telltale Games, the same kick ass peeps who delivered us the riveting -- and award-winning -- The Walking Dead game and the more recent Wolf Among Us series (based on Bill Willingham's Fables). If you know …

STAR WARS – EPISODE VII [Announcement]: The Cast is Here!

In a galaxy far far away... (you know, Los Angeles, California) ...today marked the announcement of the new cast of Star Wars: Episode VII. According to StarWars.com, the new actors are: John Boyega (Attack the Block), Daisy Ridley (Blue Season), Adam Driver (who was previously rumored to play Nightwing), Oscar Isaac (Inside Llewyn Davis), Andy Serkis (Rise of the Planet of …

Pimpin’ From The Pulpit w/ The Preacher Man! [Evening Weekend Mass]: Grandiose Genuflections of a Glorified God Hated Geek

WHAT-UP, my GHG geek-elite! Time for another entertainment cyber-sermon from the pulpit, straight out of The Fortress Of Pimpitude of yours’ truly, and into the cyber-chapel that is GodHatesGeeks! Now, in the immortal words of the late/great Marvin Gaye, “LET’S GET IT ON!!!” (Thought of invoking his song, Sexual Healing, but whatever!) *This week came …

STAR WARS REBELS [WonderCon ’14]: Intergalactic Plan-etary.

If you don't know anything about the forthcoming animated series from LucasFilm/Disney, Star Wars Rebels, then you likely have never watched The Clone Wars. That sucks. The great news then, my faithful Jedi ensemble, is that your trusty Monsignor has been following the incredible creative team of SWR with a keen eye. In fact, before …