The [Bat Week]ly Worship: Gotham’s Latest Reckoning!

Anyone else go back, read some old Batman (or Secret Six) tales and think of Tom Hardy's intoxicatingly muffled parlance when reading Bane's dialogue? Didn't think so. Well, try it! It's more fun this way, if you dare. We last saw Bane heading to Arkham in a Gotham PD paddywagon after Six scribe Gail Simone sent (forced, perhaps) the rest …

Batman: Earth One – This Alfred will $%*^ you out dead with zero warning!

It's no surprise the name "Michael Caine" is likely to be one of the very first mentioned following any initial take of The Dark Knight Rises. So leave it up to arguably the finest writer at DC Comics in the past decade.. to fuck that all up. In a good way. Geoff Johns' "Earth One" version of Alfred …