DEADPOOL [Film Review]: …Makes Me Drool.

So, I’m just sitting here with my rubber diaper on (the elastic-laden waistband and leg holes fighting back against my blood-pulsing flesh, so as not to go slack like Wilson Fisk’s played-out, leaky pajama bottoms), trying like a mealy-mouthed mercman to capture some smelloquence; with this Douchepool review I’m hacking-and-slashing together right now. Too bad …

JAMES BOND / DEADPOOL / NOVA / KLAUS / HERCULES [Reviews]: The name’s…

Did anyone else completely lose their shit when, earlier this year, it was announced that Dynamite Comics had acquired the rights to the literary James Bond and were producing a number of original series, beginning with Warren Ellis's VARGR? Or was it just me? I can never tell with you guys. Yes, James Bond returns …

CRIMSON PEAK [Review]: Alice in Lokiland.

Gilded Age ingénue, Edith Cushing (Alice in Wonderland's Mia Wasikowska), endeavours to execute literary tales of gothic grandeur. After a ghastly greeting by her mother’s apparition, she delivers an ominous omen. With heartstrings torn between the love for her childhood confidant, Dr. Alan McMichael (Sons of Anarchy's Charlie Hunnam), and the tempestuous titillations of the darkly …

GRAYSON / THE STEAM MAN / FURY / BOOK of DEATH / POWER CUBED [Reviews]: “Motha%*#^@*!!!”

Bad Mother Fucker 25:17-- "The path of the Jacksonous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of selfish and inferior chumps. Blessed is he who, in the name of hustlers abound, pimps the hos through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his lady's keeper and the finder of lost souls. And I will skullcrack my …

WEIRDWORLD / STARVE / 1602 / THE DISCIPLES / CAPTAIN MARVEL AND CAROL CORPS [Reviews]: Fisticuff This Battleworld, Fool!!!

With the succulent cornucopia known as the E3 Convention, being the riotous rage it wreaks upon our city of Lost Angeles all this week, our unholy union here at God Hates Geeks, still found enough time and hatred in our blackened, Hellish hearts, to deliver unto you all: A Fistful of Comics!!! Contained herein, we …

THE AUTEUR – SISTER BAMBI / CAPTAIN AMERICA & THE MIGHTY AVENGERS / MAGNETO / SECRET WARS #2 [Reviews]: Operation Doomsday.

It's the Last Days for many of our favorite Marvel heroes, and we'll be here the next couple months to broadcast it all to you. That, along with Secret Wars, will undoubtedly dominate our immediate future Fistful of Sunday Stashes; but, of course, being the respectable comic-reviewing clergy that we are, Oni Press hit, The Auteur: Sister Bambi, …