Author: Billy Mau

A series of poor life choices and a nasty habit of doing things just to spite people who aren't really paying attention has led Billy Mau to some interesting places. Those places include, but are not limited, to the following: the heart of Minoan civilization, a toilet 300 feet under the sea, Ernest Hemingway's favorite bar, a $2 (Canadian) blackjack table in Nova Scotia, and an Orlando Toy R' Us (from which he was thrown out for spending 2 hours playing a miniature pool table and betting on it). Now he sits quietly from an undisclosed location in Central Texas where plays video games and drinks craft beers. Follow "The Mad Monk" on Twitter @CthulhuReed
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Fantasy Football [Recap/NFL Week 1 Preview]: Auto-Drafting Our Str8 Way II Hell!!

"Monsignor" Travis Moody: Ever play a Fantasy Football league with 3 wide receivers? Of course you haven't. Welcome to the Wacky World of GodHatesGeeks, where nothing -- not even the virtuous land of fantasy sports -- is ever the same. Rough draft for everyone who actually drafted across the board, huh? Billy "The Mad Monk" …

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RTX: Halo, High-Tech, & Creepers.. sure clenched 2013 attendees’ Rooster Teeth.

For Mrs. Hoobastank’s 5th grade class (I'm not an actual student and no longer welcome at or within 1,000 feet from this or any other school ever again)...   Dear my fellow 5th grade student-Americans, What did you do for your holiday weekend? I bet it was lame and stupid and you probably only had …

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DISHONORED: THE KNIFE OF DUNWALL [DLC]: I thought I ‘Daud’ a puddy tat!

With a video game landscape littered with sequels and reboots and horrendously licensed properties, it’s always a treat when original titles like Dishonored come out. And when the game is as good as Dishonored was, we gamer snobs who were just bemoaning the lack of original titles immediately proclaim with sickening levels of squee, “I …

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