AGENTS of S.H.I.E.L.D. [Season 1 Finale Review]: The Grateful Alive.

Just in time for the announcement that ABC was moving Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. to a 9 p.m. time slot for the show’s second season, the MCU’s first television series finished off its premiere season with a bang. Well, a few bangs, a couple of explosions, several melee combos, and a rib stab. Yeah, that’s right. …

E3 2014 [Press Conference Announcement]: Hunger Games.

It's the mosttt wonnnderrrfulll tiiiiiiiiiime of the yearrrrrr. No, not Christmas, you saps. But E3! Easily the Monsignor's "Comic-Con" -- and shout-out to our Templar Kight -- this 3-day Electronic Entertainment Expo showcases more exclusives than the Air Jordan household. If you think you know what games are going to be announced, demo'd and (most …

PENNY DREADFUL [Series Premiere Review]: Quite the ‘Bond’ing Experience!

Although Daniel Craig, Pierce Brosnan and Sean Connery don't have roles in Showtime's new scare-series Penny Dreadful (however rad that would be!), there's quite a band of Bond vets that take precedent here... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCb3p4z3mF8 Former 007 himself, Timothy Dalton (The Living Daylights, License to Kill), plays the progressively anguished Sir Malcom Murray, only to be outdone by former …

AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 [Podcast]: The Itsy-Bitsy….

Because sometimes...we care. GodHatesGeeks gave you all a week to catch the sequel to the highly-anticipated web-crawled reboot, Amazing Spider-Man 2, so now you can hear our VERY ***SPOILER*** HEAVY GHG Spidey-Cast!!! While we invited 10 other members of our cyber clergy to attend to the event at our local AMC (followed by a delicious Greek …

CYCLOPS / ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN / CHAOS [Reviews]: Set me up, Scotty!

In keeping with our Spider-Man theme this week -- you know, our must-listen Spidey-Cast and Amazing Spider-Man 2 video game review (coming soon, so hold onto that web-fluid) -- allow one of our newest clergy-members, "Deacon" Dana Keels, to give you the spiel on the All-New Miles Morales: Ultimate Spider-Man and four other sinfully tasteful blockbuster funnybooks. …