300 – RISE OF AN EMPIRE [Review]: The Devil Did My Eyebrows.

I can’t say 300: Rise of an Empire is a bad movie, because it’s not -- if you acknowledge that it’s a stereotypical blockbuster Hollywood sequel, that is. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzNE-DpNkDI Cheesy punchlines, recycled elements from the original 300, and overused 3D CGI are all in full effect, of course, but we’ll get into that later. First, the …

ONE-HIT WONDER / TOMB RAIDER / REVENGE [Reviews]: “Oscar” the Grouch.

This week's Sunday Stash lands on a Monday! But that's cool -- y'all were too busy watching the Oscars or following them on Facebook, anyway now, weren't you? With that, let's welcome someone new into the comic critiquing clergy: the "Bishop" Richard Zom! Known for his righteous video game analysis, Ringside Apostle hosting goodness, and straight filthy Bane …

FANTASTIC FOUR / KING CONAN / LOIS LANE [Reviews]: Storm Warning.

It's that time again, faithful congregants, where GHG explores a weekly quintent of deliciously -- or disgustingly -- random funnybooks. It's the Fistful of Comics! And, somehow, it's Moody's turn. Let's just get to it. -King Conan: The Conquerer #1 -Superman: Lois Lane #1 -Wolverine & The X-Men #42 -Batman/Superman #8 FANTASTIC FOUR #1 Having …