Category: Film Reviews

Reviews on the newest “geek” films!

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DEADPOOL [Film Review]: …Makes Me Drool.

So, I’m just sitting here with my rubber diaper on (the elastic-laden waistband and leg holes fighting back against my blood-pulsing flesh, so as not to go slack like Wilson Fisk’s played-out, leaky pajama bottoms), trying like a mealy-mouthed mercman to capture some smelloquence; with this Douchepool review I’m hacking-and-slashing together right now. Too bad …

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BEST ‘GEEK’ FILMS of 2015 [Clergywide Top 5]: If I Ruled the World…

Now, for the moment you've all been waiting for... ***drumroll please!*** GHG's Top Movies of the Year. While we included "Geek" in the title, GodHatesGeeks didn't limit our writers to just nerd flicks; we just wanted to make sure this didn't wind up a Tribeca "who's who". Indies, rom-coms, biopics, police dramas, and what-have-you are …

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IN THE HEART OF THE SEA [Review]: Not Such a Huge Splash.

Moby Dick. That great American novel, is one hell of a book. It's also a beast to get through. “In the Heart of the Sea” follows the story that influenced that Great American Tale: the desolation of the Essex whaling ship... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-H35Mpj4uk The film opens with Herman Melville (Skyfall's Ben Wishaw), the author of Moby …

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THE REVENANT [Face-Off Review]: Leo’s Oscar.. Awakens.

***NERD*** The Revenant, directed by Alejandro G. Inarritu (Birdman, Beautiful), starring Leonardo DiCaprio (The Departed) as Hugh Glass and Tom Hardy (Mad Max: Fury Road) as John Fitzgerald is a film masterpiece on every level. The story is visually and emotionally immersive, through Emmanuel Lubezki's stunning cinematography. Lubezki’s a film pioneer and it’s evident through …

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STAR WARS – THE FORCE AWAKENS [Lightsaber Duel Review]: A Rey of ‘Hope’.

***NERD*** Lance: Only a few things in pop-culture are as generational as Star Wars. Your father may have taken you, and you will be taking your child (or your editor, in my case). My father got me into the original trilogy and then I took my younger siblings with the prequels and now we have …

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RIFFTRAX LIVE – SANTA CLAUS MEETS THE ICE CREAM BUNNY [Review]: Holiday flavored bath-salts!

This past Thursday (December 3rd), at the AMC Theater on 42nd Street in New York City, I...as I have every year, for as long as it has been an ongoing event...went to the RiffTrax Live holiday screening. This year, hosts Michael Nelson, Bill Corbitt, and Kevin Murphy, failed to disappoint. After the technical issues of …

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