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June 13, 2013June 14, 2013

E3 [Day 2, Pt. 2]: Zombies vs. Ghosts.

No matter how many games try and defeat Call of Duty every year, the shit never happens. Instead, the #1 video game in America continuously raises the bar -- whether your whiny little ass likes it, or not. For the next-gen, there's absolutely nothing to hate about Call of Duty: Ghosts. Activision has embraced the new …

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June 13, 2013June 13, 2013

E3 [Day 2, Pt. 1]: For all my Hackers & Hot Rodders.

There was an underlying theme in Wednesday's "longest day" of the Electronic Entertainment Expo, and that was distractions. Distractions are merely the new, finest way to overcome the darn A.I. in many of the hottest next-gen games. From the blistering phat beats of an ol' school boom-box.. to surveillance-controlled canines.. to a good ol' fashioned Chi-town …

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June 12, 2013June 12, 2013

E3 [Day 1]: Time to raise the Black Flag.. cuz Joker’s back (& Destiny awaits)!

...that I'd have one Stella pint, come back to my downtown hospitality and pass the hell out. Oh, excuse me! Didn't see you there! No Sony MAXIM party tonight for these old bones. In fact, speaking of old bones, I even slept through the embarassment that is the Miami Heat, who should never get shallacked …

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June 11, 2013June 11, 2013

E3 [Sony Press Conference]: Witnessing Murder in the PS4th Degree!

"The" Christian Seufert: Stream-time! "Monsignor" Billy Mau: I wanted to be subversive and watch it on my Xbox, but the darn thing doesn't play with flash. THE MAN has cockblocked my subversion. Chris: LMFAO dude I got it up on my Xbox, because Microsoft deserves my small, personal kick in the balls. Billy: This “pregame” …

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June 10, 2013June 10, 2013

E3 [Press Conferences]: Who stole the show?

Micro vs. Ubi -- which one came up on the softer side of the shell? Before we get to that debate, the two gaming powerhouse press conferences of the day sandwiched the fan favorite showing of Electronic Arts, whom with the likes of UFC, Madden 25 and FIFA 14, prove entirely uncapable of "soft." We won't …

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June 9, 2013June 9, 2013

STATE OF DECAY [Review]: Free Will is a Bitch.

State of Decay is about as close to a Civil War Era dominatrix as we're likely to ever see in our time. It's mean, not all that pretty, enjoys watching you suffer, a little bit racist, but a whole lot of fun and only costs $20. Since the game was released on June 5, there's …

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