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May 22, 2012May 22, 2012

Snap, crackle, & pop go a… Robocop?

Following the noon screening of a very special “director’s cut” of Robocop at the LA Times Hero Complex Film Festival, Peter Weller quickly whisked a note to his manager: popcorn, now. In addition to his near-40 years in the biz, it was now apparent that the 1987 film’s star did as much movie-going. And he certainly had …

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May 16, 2012May 22, 2012

The ‘Sixteen’ Chapel: 16 graphic reasons… [Part 1]

...to get into comics without being all super, and shit. It's hard not to notice the lengthier lines at the local comic shop since the birth of the cinematic Avengers. Sure, Marvel's outstanding blockbuster may already be worthy of classic status. But you don't have to start grabbing floppies due to a few neat guys and two gals in tights …

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May 15, 2012May 22, 2012

Max Payne 3: ‘Breaking Bad’ in the City of God

After just finishing up one trilogy in Mass Effect, it was time to take on another. But, I never expected this one to take 9 years to finish. Then, it was the original Xbox and PS2's Fall of Max Payne, by far and away the best Punisher story ripoff ever. Now, Max Payne 3 is John McClane merely …

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May 14, 2012May 26, 2012

The Weekly Worship: Hell, our Moms!

Whether your mother is a sweet Aunt May scolder or sassy Jessica Jones smoker, one thing's for sure: Boy, do we love our mom-dooks. They are undoubtedly the real life superheroes of our lives, putting up with an insurmountable heap of shit day in and day out. True, there are some pretty ill baby mamas out …

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May 8, 2012May 22, 2012

Max Payne, Talon Pane, Osteo.. Pain.

No matter how physically gifted, how washboard abby, how aggresive and spunky the new era of professional wrestling gets, most fans cannot resist clasping onto the aura of our grandfatherly past. And, with that, elderly chaps Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair still proudly walk that aisle(!), say their prayers, and chew their Cialis. Now, Hollywood Thunderlips and …

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May 3, 2012May 22, 2012

The Weekly Worship: Finally, some Maple Syrup I can afford!

I like waffles. You know why. They're fun, affordable, and swift. Go great with Flax. But, maple syrup? Damn, it always costs like 17 bucks. You know, unless you're drenched deep in the sticks of Vermont, half of that shit is fake. So, allow Trader Joe's to be honest, call this fine product a "blend" …

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