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August 24, 2016

TEEN WITCH [Woeful Worship]: Top That!

The 1980's were...a weird, weird time. A former actor was in the White House. Women's shoulders were strangely huge. New Coke was on the market. Regular Coke was on the market. And coke coke was on the market. Stallone was a man's man. Schwarzenegger had punched an alien in the dick. And James Bond was …

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March 23, 2016

A MAGIC PUPPY! [Woeful Worship]: From The Depths Of B-Movie Hell.

When we last left him, Eric Roberts had just been given back his children and released from Mary Crawford's (David DeCocteau's) basement, and given a map out through the mountains of the Pacific Northwest that hid the set of A Talking Cat!?! Only when he'd sobered up sufficiently did he realize... HA HA! SURPRISE! It …

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March 9, 2016March 9, 2016

DOUBLE DOWN [Woeful Worship]: First Step Into a (Badder) Cinematic World.

This is the first step into a larger exploration of “so-bad-it’s-good” cinema. The Woeful Worship is a new column showcasing the best of the worst (worst of the worst?), with me, "El Sacerdote" leading the way into madness. In the current pop culture zeitgeist, most can name Tommy Wiseau (of The Room fame) as the “worst” living director. …

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