bad movie Archives - GeeksHaveGame

April 18, 2017

RIFFTRAX LIVE – SAMURAI COP / MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 [Reviews]: It’s All Ter-Riff-ic!

"WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES!" If you are a fan of Mystery Science Theater...as I indeed am...the past few days have been a godsend. Between the trio of Michael Nelson, Bill Corbett, and Kevin Murphy skewering the bizarre, hallucinogenic Samurai Cop during the first Rifftrax Live event of 2017 (two more are slated for later this …

Continue reading "RIFFTRAX LIVE – SAMURAI COP / MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 [Reviews]: It’s All Ter-Riff-ic!"

August 24, 2016

TEEN WITCH [Woeful Worship]: Top That!

The 1980's were...a weird, weird time. A former actor was in the White House. Women's shoulders were strangely huge. New Coke was on the market. Regular Coke was on the market. And coke coke was on the market. Stallone was a man's man. Schwarzenegger had punched an alien in the dick. And James Bond was …

Continue reading "TEEN WITCH [Woeful Worship]: Top That!"

July 14, 2016July 14, 2016

FATAL DEVIATION [Woeful Worship]: You’ll Believe a Monk Can Fly!

Ireland is home to an Irish kung-fu movie. That sentence alone--while baffling--is remarkably, entirely true, and prone to multiple iterations of, "What? Huh? The hell? Why? What drugs did you do? ALL OF THEM?!" and so forth. This is not an urban legend, my fellow congregation, nor is it a mythic sermon. This is a …

Continue reading "FATAL DEVIATION [Woeful Worship]: You’ll Believe a Monk Can Fly!"