SECRET SIX / UNCANNY X-MEN / HARLEY QUINN X-MAS / BITCH PLANET / ESCAPE FROM NY / LADY DEMON / THE VALIANT / SAVAGE DRAGON [Reviews]: Stuff These In Yo Stocking!

This week, fellow geeks, we've got a bit of a super-sized set of reviews for all of you to enjoy. Just before the craziness of the holidays, we'll be taking a look at some of the best (or are they?!) titles out there right now. And remember: there's still time to get some geeky Christmas …

DEADLY HANDS of KUNG-FU / GLC / THE UNITED STATES of MURDER INC. [Reviews]: Carpo Tunnel Syndrome.

Always on time like Irv Gotti and Ja Rule back in the day, Guy Padre drops back in to deliver that drug you love…Muuuurdaaa…ahem, the FOC. We’re grabbing a Fistful of Comics and talkin’ (can’t help myself) Muuuurder. United States of Murder Inc. that is. Plus some other books come along for the bloody ride. …

CYCLOPS / ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN / CHAOS [Reviews]: Set me up, Scotty!

In keeping with our Spider-Man theme this week -- you know, our must-listen Spidey-Cast and Amazing Spider-Man 2 video game review (coming soon, so hold onto that web-fluid) -- allow one of our newest clergy-members, "Deacon" Dana Keels, to give you the spiel on the All-New Miles Morales: Ultimate Spider-Man and four other sinfully tasteful blockbuster funnybooks. …

X-MEN: BATTLE OF THE ATOM [Event Review]: Attack of the Clones.

The church that geek built has been missing some quite "Marvelous" things lately, and for all you non-True Believers, the truth is: I have been missing my geek congregation just as much. Get ready for it. Your favorite Apostle is back. Sure, it’s been a couple of months, but I'm jumping right into the heat …