ELVES [Woeful Worship]: Tis the Season to Summon Demons! Fa la la la la!

Happy holidays, fellow geeks. While I had intended to look at a Lifetime Christmas movie (oh, worry not, I'll be hitting up those insane nuggets in no time), I took a drunken trip to 1989, where director Jeffrey Mandel unleashed the unintentionally shitty Elves into our yuletide lives. Do you love schlocky, shitty, what-can-only-mockingly-be-called-"horror" movies …

RIFFTRAX LIVE – SANTA CLAUS MEETS THE ICE CREAM BUNNY [Review]: Holiday flavored bath-salts!

This past Thursday (December 3rd), at the AMC Theater on 42nd Street in New York City, I...as I have every year, for as long as it has been an ongoing event...went to the RiffTrax Live holiday screening. This year, hosts Michael Nelson, Bill Corbitt, and Kevin Murphy, failed to disappoint. After the technical issues of …