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July 23, 2014

DESTINY [Beta Face-Off Review]: Destined (to buy), We Are.

Being one of GHG's most anticipated titles this fall, the Destiny beta was something neither your Christ-ine or Templar couldn't wait to dig in to. As long-time Halo loving, plasma grenade-tossing, tea-bagging bitches (yes even you, recently married man!), Bungie's new IP has us both enthralled and undoubtedly wanting more... http://youtu.be/TljtC5qnb-s CHRIST, I LOVE THIS …

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June 9, 2014June 9, 2014

#XBOXE3 ’14 [TrailerPorn]: Microsoft ‘Cracking Down’ on all the BS!!!

It's here. E3. No more hype. Here are all of the trailers, gameplay demos and more from this morning's big show. Did the 2014 Xbox One E3 Press Conference make up for all of their buffoonery last year? What game impressed you the most? Does any of this entice you to buy an Xbox One? Are their …

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May 25, 2014June 7, 2014

E3 ’14 [Preview]: Playing…The Waiting Game.

As loyal congregants, gamers and geeks of the holy church of GodHatesGeeks, we all look forward to the release of blockbuster video game titles like the second coming of our holy redeemer. When we have our hopes up for these games we count down the months, weeks, days and even hours until we unwrap the …

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November 6, 2012November 6, 2012

Halo 4: All Hail Sparty!

How it pains me to begin the review in such context, seeing how I'm a true Blue Wolverine thick and thin. Yet, with Halo 4's most anticipated mode yet not being available until...well...today, reviewing this game without Spartan Ops makes absolutely no sense. But I'mma do it anyway. Spartan Ops is a shining revelation in …

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