THE MARTIAN vs. SICARIO [Face-Off Review]: You Are Not Alone.

Ever wonder what Home Alone would be like, only set in space??? Not really, but I’m damn happy someone shed light on this idea... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej3ioOneTy8 The Martian, starring the ever-so-talented Matt Damon (Good Will Hunting, The Talented Mr. Ridley), follows the trials and tribulations of an underdog botanist left alone on Mars after a major …

ELYSIUM [Face-Off Review]: ‘Bourne’ on the Fifth of LA…

Nicole "Naughty Angel" Brunner: So, I'm guessing this is the first time GodHatesGeeks has ever done a review via text message? "Monsignor" Travis Moody: Yeah, we're setting trends; what can we say! (And going to fix lots of spellcheck...) Let's give our faithful the lowdown on the film we're going to review, shall we? Brunner: …