SEA OF THIEVES [Review]: Black Sails.
The Wallet Pirates over at Rare and Microsoft Studios are the real Sea of Thieves, when it comes to this empty treasure chest of a video game that amounts to a dead man’s dinghy full of dried dogshit doubloons. Ain’t no “X” on the skull-and-crossbones mark here, due to its parrot’s-piss-poor Wii-faring character graphics, plank-walkingly-painful …