THE ASTROLOGER [Woeful Worship]: Spectacular! Thrilling! Different! What The Fuck?!

Greetings from the internet, fellow geeks and geekettes. Now that SDCC has come and gone, and we here at GodHatesGeeks have rocked it with as much coverage as you could shake a stick at, we're gonna get fuckin' weird. This past weekend, at Brooklyn's Nitehawk Cinema, I had the dubious pleasure of witnessing one of …

DOUBLE DOWN [Woeful Worship]: First Step Into a (Badder) Cinematic World.

This is the first step into a larger exploration of “so-bad-it’s-good” cinema. The Woeful Worship is a new column showcasing the best of the worst (worst of the worst?), with me, "El Sacerdote" leading the way into madness. In the current pop culture zeitgeist, most can name Tommy Wiseau (of The Room fame) as the “worst” living director. …