SIDEWAYS / DARK NIGHTS RISING / KICK-ASS [Reviews]: The Chase is On!

Greetings from the East Coast, fellow geeks and geekettes. We've got snow, wind, cold, and plenty of comics to go over. Introductions are done, so it's time to move on to... Sideways #1??? Really??? Yeah…I got yer fukkn Sideways…‘til Tuesday. What is it with DC (and Marvel) continually regurgitating the same, tired, bullshit comic book tropes …