DREAD GODS #1 [Review]: Twenty-Three Years in the Making!

I have been waiting for this since 1994. Yeah, you read that right. 1994. In '94, OJ Simpson was on the run; The MLB was about to cancel baseball; Netscape let you crawl across the information superhighway at snail-like speed; Kurt Cobain left us; Michael Jackson married Elvis' daughter; Shawshank Redemption tanked at the box …