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July 10, 2017January 9, 2018

CASTLEVANIA [Season One Review]: Dracula’s Curse.

"What a horrible night to have a curse." I was quite surprised to hear that Netflix was making an animated series based on Konami's hit video game Castlevania. I was even more surprised that it was being penned by none other than Warren Ellis, one of my all time favorite comic book writers. Video game …

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August 28, 2015August 28, 2015

FROM DUSK till DAWN [Season 2 Premiere Review]: Hot Bites.

If you geeky couch potatoes know me already, or have read all the TV scripture I’ve thrown at you over the years, then it won’t be a surprise that your Divine One is reporting in from the ATX Festival in Austin. Oh wait….that was in June! Let me explain. I’ve been sitting on my monkey …

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March 25, 2015March 25, 2015

WHAT WE DO In The SHADOWS [Film Review]: GodLovesIndies.

About a week ago, I was lucky enough to catch What We Do In The Shadows, a low-budget vampire mockumentary by the same team that brought us Flight Of The Conchords. The film revolves around the daily goings-on of a group of New Zealand-based vampires living together, and touches upon the complications of their bringing a new figure into the …

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October 18, 2014

DRACULA UNTOLD [Review]: The Pale Moon Rises.

Today, I will be describing a new dark and delicious fantasy action dish called Dracula Untold. We begin by gathering our ingredients. You will need: -1 Whole Cast of Great Actors -1/2 c Bram Stoker's Dracula -1/3 c of Nolan Batman Begins -1/4 c Miller 300 -1/6 c History -2 tbs. Devil’s Advocate -1 tbs. …

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August 4, 2014August 4, 2014

SDCC ’14 [The Bible Scale, Pt. IV]: Where does He get those wonderful Toys?

A little known fact held dear by true comic nerds and animation dweebs is the joy of the exclusive release schedule handed down a month or two before the first day of SDCC. This cherished list will be the backbone of your schedule for the Con as you slip in and barter -- or maybe …

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May 11, 2014May 11, 2014

PENNY DREADFUL [Series Premiere Review]: Quite the ‘Bond’ing Experience!

Although Daniel Craig, Pierce Brosnan and Sean Connery don't have roles in Showtime's new scare-series Penny Dreadful (however rad that would be!), there's quite a band of Bond vets that take precedent here... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCb3p4z3mF8 Former 007 himself, Timothy Dalton (The Living Daylights, License to Kill), plays the progressively anguished Sir Malcom Murray, only to be outdone by former …

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