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July 14, 2016July 14, 2016

FATAL DEVIATION [Woeful Worship]: You’ll Believe a Monk Can Fly!

Ireland is home to an Irish kung-fu movie. That sentence alone--while baffling--is remarkably, entirely true, and prone to multiple iterations of, "What? Huh? The hell? Why? What drugs did you do? ALL OF THEM?!" and so forth. This is not an urban legend, my fellow congregation, nor is it a mythic sermon. This is a …

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April 23, 2016April 23, 2016

BIRDEMIC: SHOCK and TERROR [Woeful Worship]: Schlock and Error.

We got the big elephant out of The Room (see what I did there? I made a shitty joke. No need to walk away! No!), so now it's time to move on and NEVER BRING UP THAT FILM AGAIN FOR A YEAR. Where do we go from here? The only way to go is down, …

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April 6, 2016April 6, 2016

THE ROOM [The Woeful Worship]: Oh, hai!….Yes, yes, we get it. He talks funny…

Alright, last week we took a bit of a breather. "El Sacerdote" needed every day to rest up, what, with WonderCon, Batman V Superman: Dawn Of A Plot, and...to be honest...the one-two punch of David DeCocteau really took a toll on me. Needed all my strength for this week's Woeful Worship, because this is probably …

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March 15, 2016March 15, 2016

A TALKING CAT?! [Woeful Worship]: This #@$%^$#@$ Movie!?

A Talking Cat!?! (2013) is a special sort of bad movie, and, as such, gets a deluxe-sized review (and it gets pretty ugly pretty quickly, and I use some bad language. I know. I know...this movie breaks me.) But know this, from me, "El Sacerdote", this movie is worth watching...preferably while drunk...for its bizarre mixture of …

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