Pimpin’ From The Pulpit w/ The Preacher [Morning Communion]: ‘Hans’ on, Spider-Mon!!

What-up my glorious God Hates Geeks ever beloved-Elite! Going to throwdown with the news in a slightly different form and function from this point onward. Now, instead of posting about coming news in movies/tv/comics/etc. exclusively on the GHG Facebook page, I'm going to start bringing the same 411 here to the GHG site-proper in bullet …

#NerdSwag [Reviews]: CunninLynguists / Onyx / Freddie Gibbs & Madlib

Since Bay Area legends Grouch & Eligh -- better known as G&E -- took over my entire 3-page #NerdSwag column last week, it's time to play catch-up. There's an abundance of dope underground jams floating out there, and the Moody Monsignor is here to preach the good word. So, sit back, shoot down the Almond …

CAPTAIN AMERICA – THE WINTER SOLDIER [Review]: Tossin’ this S.H.I.E.L.D. away.

You'd do better than to embrace anything too patriotic this weekend, for there are far better options at the box office: A pre-apocalyptic man chosen by God; a most wanted collection of puppets chosen by Oz; and a group of beautiful-looking teens battling through a series of physical and psychological tests for their own justifiable cause. I …

MS. MARVEL / AMERICAN VAMPIRE / ANIMAL MAN [Reviews]: Monsters, U.

Fistful of Comics. Typically, our famed featured lands on Thursdays (the day after you spend all of ya hard-earned lawn money on floppies at your LCS), but the last 2-weeks have been anything but typical. Sticking with that routine, we are joined this week by our very own Marvelous Ms. Priestess, Eva! While, I wrap …

STAR WARS – THE CLONE WARS [Season 6 Review]: Gotta Keep ‘Em SEPERAT’d.

Marathon this, you will. This past weekend saw the highly anticipated release of "The Lost Missions" season of Star Wars: The Clone Wars. Cooler, this Season 6 comes courtesy of Netflix, as the Jedi faithful have now been given the option to watch the entire 13-episode in one sitting. But first things first. Had it …