HEROES IN CRISIS / SUPERMAN – LEVIATHAN RISING [Comics Reviews]: DC In The House!

Happy Friday, geek. The weekend is almost upon us, and summer is getting into swing! With that, we're looking at a pair of DC Comics' bombshells, events incorporating our favorite metahumans and costumed heroes. What's worth your time and money? You can only know by checking in with some of our great, esteemed writers below! …

X-Men / Godzilla / Star Wars [Reviews]: ‘Chises no longer stuck in the ‘Dark Ages’!

Buckle down, Geeks and Geekettes! If you haven't already checked out this week's newest comic releases, now's the time to repent and get the GodHatesGeeks-approved scoop on X-Men #18, Harley Quinn #9, Star Wars #20 and the maiden voyage of both Godzilla Cataclysm and Dark Ages! We've got some excellent reviews readied for you– get …

THOR [Moody Marvel Editorial]: The ‘Goddess’ of Thunder??!!?!?

As if all of the recent Fantastic Four reboot movie news wasn't bad enough, Marvel appeared on The View earlier today to present a Super Ultra All-New Marvel Remix Hyper NOW! era for the once and Mighty Thor. He's a girl. I mean, she's a female. The character is all-woman. Current Thor: God of Thunder scribe Jason Aaron (also …

The Weekly Worship: MATT FRACTION’s got comics “Uatu” read.

Yup, it’s witty; sure, it’s typical of our blog headlines; and, uh-huh, you bet we stole it. Don’t be surprised if half the comic industry starts stealing other elements from Matt Fraction in the coming weeks, as well. This man is on fire. But, before I go on to cover a pair of this week’s …

The Weekly Worship: The most insane speech about Star Wars.. EVER!

Is this the greatest nerd-inspired improv scene of all time? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BBhNkywMJY Whether the elongated 8-minute-plus rant makes this week's "Parks & Recreation" is unsure (it better), but Patton Oswalt's crushing monologue gives us no choice but to tune in this Thursday at 9:30/8:30 C. And, honestly, with Disney owning all of these properties, we'd be …