X-Men / Godzilla / Star Wars [Reviews]: ‘Chises no longer stuck in the ‘Dark Ages’!

Buckle down, Geeks and Geekettes! If you haven't already checked out this week's newest comic releases, now's the time to repent and get the GodHatesGeeks-approved scoop on X-Men #18, Harley Quinn #9, Star Wars #20 and the maiden voyage of both Godzilla Cataclysm and Dark Ages! We've got some excellent reviews readied for you– get …

The Weekly Worship: MATT FRACTION’s got comics “Uatu” read.

Yup, it’s witty; sure, it’s typical of our blog headlines; and, uh-huh, you bet we stole it. Don’t be surprised if half the comic industry starts stealing other elements from Matt Fraction in the coming weeks, as well. This man is on fire. But, before I go on to cover a pair of this week’s …

The Weekly Worship: The most insane speech about Star Wars.. EVER!

Is this the greatest nerd-inspired improv scene of all time? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BBhNkywMJY Whether the elongated 8-minute-plus rant makes this week's "Parks & Recreation" is unsure (it better), but Patton Oswalt's crushing monologue gives us no choice but to tune in this Thursday at 9:30/8:30 C. And, honestly, with Disney owning all of these properties, we'd be …

The Weekly Worship: SOA, NBA 2K, Boucher.

The boys are back in town Sons of Anarchy, FX's most successful drama since The Shield, heads towards a seemingly tumultuous fifth season. Jax is back as the new head of the dickies-and-scruff, cutoff leather-vested pack, after former boss Clay Morrow ungodly survived the, well, "perly" gates by a hairball string of hell last season. Sutter must really like drinking …