TRANSFORMERS (1986) vs. G.I. JOE (1987) [Q&A / Review]: “I’ve got better things to do tonight than die!”

Thanks to our friends at the American Cinematheque (at the world famous Egyptian Theatre) and fellow blog Dammaged Goods, your Monsignor was able to recollect 25+ years of memories last night with a double feature of The Transformers: The Movie (1986) and G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987). Yeah, I'm that damn flipping old. Good thing is, …

GUARDIANS TEAM-UP / BLACK SCIENCE / ALL-NEW HAWKEYE [Reviews]: That Gang’s All Here.

The CONGREGATION OF COOL IS NOW IN SESSION... and the recipe for your salvation is a punch to the head. So here's a big, balled-up, bloody-knuckled FISTFUL OF COMICS! NAVIGATE THE PERILS of another Chitauri invasion of NYC with RYAN FORD! DISAPPEAR INTO THE APPARITION of HaloGen with JIMMY CUPP! Do double time and HIT ALL THE TARGETS …

CRIMINAL / DAREDEVIL / CURB STOMP / SUICIDERS / BLACK HOOD [Reviews]: It’s Dark and Hell is Hot.

Longtime GodHatesGeeks journalist and Ringside Apostle Guy Copes is back! Eff err' thang else. Join us now, for The Special Padre Edition of The Sunday Stash. Oh, YEAH. It’s the return of the Fifth Deadly Finger on the renegade fist of unholy geekdom. Your absentee Padre is here to wax wise on the latest, greatest …

SPIDER-GWEN / SPARKS NEVADA / THOR ANNUAL [Reviews]: Not even a ‘Punk’ could slow this Hottie!

Greetings, fellow church-goers: It's time to discuss this week's comics releases, and -- as always at GHG -- we've got some of the best of the best about which to write. We're going to dive right in, opening our "squared circle" to a former WWE Superstar-turned-UFC-wannabe (eek!), exploring the works featuring an Office Space meets …