STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS [Trailer Review]: Lightsabers are like Perfect…

Breasts. They are awesome to look at, and we really want to play with them. Lightsabers are the reason young boys fall in love with Star Wars, and why older men are still in love with Star Wars. When a teenage boy gets his first glimpse of a breast, he is hooked from that moment. …

GOTHAM AFTER MIDNIGHT / SCARLET SPIDERS / ODY-C / MULTIVERSITY – PAX AMERICANA [Reviews]: Busting Down Doors!

Alright, fellow parishoners: now that turkey's carved, you are stuffed with stuffing, and the cranberry is done with, but we still have plenty to give thanks to for being geeks. And, as always, we've got some interesting and diverse titles to showcase! This week's comics span the universe, the multiverse, and everything in between. And, …

WWE 2K15 [Face-Off Review/Podcast]: This One’s Gonna.. ‘Sting!’

Oh, what a night! If you consider yourself a wrestling fan, then it's quite obvious what everyone is rantin' and ravin' about around the water cooler this morning: The Legendary Stinger is HERE! Yes, Sting -- after 30+ years in the business -- has finaly made his WWE debut. And it couldn't have come at …

FAR CRY 4 vs. GRAND THEFT AUTO V [Face-Off Review]: No Clowin’ Around!

The November 18th release date was one for the ages: Dragon Age Inquisition (review coming soon), WWE 2K15 (Face-Off & Podcast coming soon), LittleBigPlanet 3, and Escape Dead Island & Shadow of Mordor for the last-gen consoles. Hell, even Watch_Dogs released for the Wii U. But two in particular stand out today...and we have just …

SPIDER-WOMAN / WONDER WOMAN / DJANGO ZORRO [Reviews]: Not Such A Man’s World No Mo’!

What's up? Breaking the Internet? Making memes? Trolling for a Tinder date? 'Liking' shit you secretly hate on Facebook? Well, why don't you use your time wisely and devote yourself to THE GOSPEL OF THE GEEKS, because the holy clergy over here at GodHatesGeeks have spent weeks in the catacombs combing through new scriptures so we can bring you …