IMPACT WRESTLING – REDEMPTION [The Sean & Shawn Show]: Hold the Patron.

"PASTOR" Shawn Puff: Wow!! This is the first Sean & Shawn Show of the year. Where have we been? We’re like the Alberto Patrons of the Apostles. It’s time for Redemption, perro!! "FATHER" Sean Farrell: Lucha ! Lucha ! Lunch ——- oh wait. Man we’re as serious as a late peri—- Nah. Not going to …

WRESTLEMANIA WEEKEND [Every Match/Event Ranked]: Holy Shit! Holy Shit!

WrestleMania Weekend. Essentially the Super Bowl for smarks, this super-sized weekend offers fans the ultimate celebration in all that is professional wrestling. Whether it's witnessing a flat-out war to the near-literal death between a tenacious Bro and a resilient Oscutter, two wrestling brands joining forces in the midst of trying to find their own identity, …

WWE WRESTLEMANIA 34 [Review]: Rousey and Lousy.

Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal: Matt Hardy - 2.75/5 (A guy people love won; an unexpected surprise at the end; and it was better -- albeit slightly -- than Joey Janella's Clusterfuck! Mission accomplished.) WWE Cruiserweight Championship: Cedric Alexander vs. Mustafa Ali - 3.25/5 (Good match, nothing to complain about... Crowd wasn't as hot …

WRESTLEMANIA WEEKEND in NOLA [Indy Wrestling Reviews]: A Bible Score ‘Clusterfuck’!

Prepare for the onslaught. In addition to the 6-7 hour spectacle that is WWE WrestleMania 34 itself, well over 50-hours of professional wrestling can -- and will! -- be consumed by diehard smarks throughout a 4-day span this coming WrestleMania Weekend. From April 5th to April 8th, nearly every major independent wrestling promotion in the …