Film Reviews Archives - Page 29 of 60

September 12, 2018

THE PREDATOR [Film Review]: Trophy Hunting for Trash.

The Predator is borderline horrendous and you should be mad about it. Ignore the AVP films since they’re basically two violent excursions into rocket propelled and orifice swelling cases of diarrhea that shat their way down into the sewer and were flushed into non-existence, but the Predator franchise is basically three films; Predator, Predator 2, …

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August 31, 2018

RIFFTRAX LIVE – KRULL / 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY [Special Event]: Science Fiction … Double Feature!

Good evening, geeks and geekettes. Summer is winding down, and while the nights are beginning to get ever so slightly longer than usual, that doesn't mean that there's any less to look forward to in the coming weeks. And for those knowing where to look, summer isn't over yet. Case in point: this past week …

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August 30, 2018

SPAWN [Breaking News]: Good News, Everyone!

Another step out of the ordinary for us here at GodHatesGeeks, but this is some great, exciting news breaking out from Macfarlane Toys' official press release: Greg Nicotero --- special effects maestro and director for The Walking Dead, 1997's Spawn, and a man who got his start all the way back in 1985's Day Of …

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August 13, 2018August 13, 2018

THE MEG [4DX Review]: Fear The Swiming Dead.

I'm not one for intentially bad movies, but The Meg in 4DX is a treat needing only of a touch of tartar. It takes some time to get going beyond all of its dreadful SyFy "Movie of the [Shark] Week" dialogue, which, thankfully, only gets better/worse as the ship sails -- intentional for the Meg-sized …

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August 10, 2018August 10, 2018

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE – FALLOUT [4DX Review]: Old & The Restless.

Tom Cruise is a monster. Leave it to the most famous actor in the world-turned-stunt madman to self-capture all the Infinity Stones and strike his 56-year old vengeance on the cinematic world. I'm toying, of course, but with Thanos taking out half the population (and half the Avengers in the process), Mission Impossible: Fallout makes …

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July 29, 2018

THE ASTROLOGER [Woeful Worship]: Spectacular! Thrilling! Different! What The Fuck?!

Greetings from the internet, fellow geeks and geekettes. Now that SDCC has come and gone, and we here at GodHatesGeeks have rocked it with as much coverage as you could shake a stick at, we're gonna get fuckin' weird. This past weekend, at Brooklyn's Nitehawk Cinema, I had the dubious pleasure of witnessing one of …

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