Category: Film Reviews

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PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 5 [Review]: A Scurvy, Infested Dumpster Fire.

Six years ago, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides already felt like overkill on Jack Sparrow and all things related to buried treasure and the Disney cinematic equivalent of swashbuckling, pillaging, and womanizing pirates. Over half a decade later and Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales makes it feel like all …

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KING ARTHUR – LEGEND of the SWORD [Review]: Son of Anarchy.

"MONSIGNOR" TRAVIS MOODY: Bottom line -- Guy Ritchie (Snatch) turns what most know as an intimate, medieval classic into a hyper-realized, CGI-swarming war of attrition. No, this isn't your daddy's Excalibur. More unfortunately, Ritchie's hyper-stylized filmmaking tools are actually put into good use in King Arthur's second act. The future Round Table Knight's "gameplan" to …

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GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY [Vol. 2 Movie/Telltale Series Game/All-New Comic Review]: EGOs.

The second volume of James Gunn's Guardians of the Galaxy saga has far brighter, funner and scintillating moments than his first go-around, only "suffering" from some minor issues in pace and tone. That said, The Living Planet named Ego is truly a sight of 70s-psychedelia to behold, thanks to a knock 'em dead performance by …

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RIFFTRAX LIVE – SAMURAI COP / MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 [Reviews]: It’s All Ter-Riff-ic!

"WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES!" If you are a fan of Mystery Science Theater...as I indeed am...the past few days have been a godsend.  Between the trio of Michael Nelson, Bill Corbett, and Kevin Murphy skewering the bizarre, hallucinogenic Samurai Cop during the first Rifftrax Live event of 2017 (two more are slated for later this …

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