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May 15, 2014May 15, 2014

GODZILLA [Review]: GodzillaLOVESGeeks.

SPOILER ALERT: A 350-foot monster destroys stuff. People run. Bad acting ensues. But, thankfully, that's not all. Much like last week's wickedly-web-split of Amazing Spider-Man 2, the All-New Godzilla NOW! offers two films: One, that is very cheer worthy, and a second, that should make you appreciate Pacific Rim that much more. Remember those mixed reviews? …

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May 9, 2014May 9, 2014

AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 [Podcast]: The Itsy-Bitsy….

Because sometimes...we care. GodHatesGeeks gave you all a week to catch the sequel to the highly-anticipated web-crawled reboot, Amazing Spider-Man 2, so now you can hear our VERY ***SPOILER*** HEAVY GHG Spidey-Cast!!! While we invited 10 other members of our cyber clergy to attend to the event at our local AMC (followed by a delicious Greek …

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April 1, 2014April 1, 2014

CAPTAIN AMERICA – THE WINTER SOLDIER [Review]: Tossin’ this S.H.I.E.L.D. away.

You'd do better than to embrace anything too patriotic this weekend, for there are far better options at the box office: A pre-apocalyptic man chosen by God; a most wanted collection of puppets chosen by Oz; and a group of beautiful-looking teens battling through a series of physical and psychological tests for their own justifiable cause. I …

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March 17, 2014March 17, 2014

NEED FOR SPEED [Review]: In NEED of mo’ than a Tune-Up.

All it took was the name Need For Speed to catch the attention of this classic PlayStation 2-era video gamer. Hard to believe, the Bishop-at-Large is an actual diehard pedal-to-the-metal adrenaline junkie. Over the last decade and a half, I spent countless hours finding most of the shortcuts and secrets throughout many of the series' …

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March 6, 2014March 6, 2014

300 – RISE OF AN EMPIRE [Review]: The Devil Did My Eyebrows.

I can’t say 300: Rise of an Empire is a bad movie, because it’s not -- if you acknowledge that it’s a stereotypical blockbuster Hollywood sequel, that is. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzNE-DpNkDI Cheesy punchlines, recycled elements from the original 300, and overused 3D CGI are all in full effect, of course, but we’ll get into that later. First, the …

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February 20, 2014February 20, 2014

ROBOCOP (’14) vs. ROBOCOP (’87) [Face-Off]: Your move, Creep.

ROBOCOP (1987) Hands down, one of the best movies ever made. The original RoboCop is enjoyable from start to finish. Along with "Bitches, Leave!" and "I’d buy that for a dollar!", there are countless other one-liners and quotes that could fill the entirety of this review. Just the little bits of awesomeness that fill the …

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