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May 26, 2014May 26, 2014

X-MEN: DAYS of FUTURE… [Podcast]: American Mutant Story.

There was so much to talk about with the brand new X-Men: Days of Future Past, that no single written review could do it justice. So what better film to begin our now-weekly GodHatesGeeks Podcast? With that, we form our own Fantastic Cyber-Clerical Four -- "Father" Ryan Ford, "Reverend" Joe Tower, "The Apostle" Lance Paul, "Monsignor" …

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May 15, 2014May 15, 2014

GODZILLA [Review]: GodzillaLOVESGeeks.

SPOILER ALERT: A 350-foot monster destroys stuff. People run. Bad acting ensues. But, thankfully, that's not all. Much like last week's wickedly-web-split of Amazing Spider-Man 2, the All-New Godzilla NOW! offers two films: One, that is very cheer worthy, and a second, that should make you appreciate Pacific Rim that much more. Remember those mixed reviews? …

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May 9, 2014May 9, 2014

AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 [Podcast]: The Itsy-Bitsy….

Because sometimes...we care. GodHatesGeeks gave you all a week to catch the sequel to the highly-anticipated web-crawled reboot, Amazing Spider-Man 2, so now you can hear our VERY ***SPOILER*** HEAVY GHG Spidey-Cast!!! While we invited 10 other members of our cyber clergy to attend to the event at our local AMC (followed by a delicious Greek …

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April 1, 2014April 1, 2014

CAPTAIN AMERICA – THE WINTER SOLDIER [Review]: Tossin’ this S.H.I.E.L.D. away.

You'd do better than to embrace anything too patriotic this weekend, for there are far better options at the box office: A pre-apocalyptic man chosen by God; a most wanted collection of puppets chosen by Oz; and a group of beautiful-looking teens battling through a series of physical and psychological tests for their own justifiable cause. I …

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March 17, 2014March 17, 2014

NEED FOR SPEED [Review]: In NEED of mo’ than a Tune-Up.

All it took was the name Need For Speed to catch the attention of this classic PlayStation 2-era video gamer. Hard to believe, the Bishop-at-Large is an actual diehard pedal-to-the-metal adrenaline junkie. Over the last decade and a half, I spent countless hours finding most of the shortcuts and secrets throughout many of the series' …

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March 6, 2014March 6, 2014

300 – RISE OF AN EMPIRE [Review]: The Devil Did My Eyebrows.

I can’t say 300: Rise of an Empire is a bad movie, because it’s not -- if you acknowledge that it’s a stereotypical blockbuster Hollywood sequel, that is. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzNE-DpNkDI Cheesy punchlines, recycled elements from the original 300, and overused 3D CGI are all in full effect, of course, but we’ll get into that later. First, the …

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