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October 12, 2020October 12, 2020

CAGEFIGHTER – WORLDS COLLIDE [Review]: Keep It Locked Up.

This movie sucked. Sorry, not sorry. I know a lot of people worked very hard on this film. Sadly, much like its lead character -- it didn’t deliver. Cagefighter: Worlds Collide isn’t an underdog type of sports film. Rocky this ain’t. Unless I’m misremembering Rocky where he lost a fight, cried, then cried at least …

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June 22, 2020

TAMMY AND THE T-REX – THE GORE CUT [Woeful Worship]: Welcome to Jurassic Schlock.

Once again, I've got a tale from the Before Time, before the Unmentionable Time. Before the Big-C. Back when the outdoors was for walking and venturing, and not just for running screaming to the supermarket, as quickly as you can, before the pox got you. Back when the Alamo Drafthouse, in Albee Square, Brooklyn, New …

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May 7, 2020

CATS [Woeful Worship – Rowdy Screening]: You Will Believe!…That There Is No God.

Come round, settle in, and let me tell you a tale, geeks and geekettes. A tale of a time before the Unmentionable Time. Back when the air wasn't deadly, and theaters were open, and we were free to come and go as we please. A time when the local Alamo Drafthouse, at Albee Square in …

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September 27, 2019

RAMBO – LAST BLOOD [Review]: One Last Rodeo, PLEASE.

This. Damn. Movie. I If I had paid to see this film in theaters on its own, without a marathon of the previous films preceding it, I would have left much more livid and much more drunk than I was. This movie is abysmally, and disappointingly, bad. Here, it's 11 years after the events of …

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August 13, 2018August 13, 2018

THE MEG [4DX Review]: Fear The Swiming Dead.

I'm not one for intentially bad movies, but The Meg in 4DX is a treat needing only of a touch of tartar. It takes some time to get going beyond all of its dreadful SyFy "Movie of the [Shark] Week" dialogue, which, thankfully, only gets better/worse as the ship sails -- intentional for the Meg-sized …

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July 29, 2018

THE ASTROLOGER [Woeful Worship]: Spectacular! Thrilling! Different! What The Fuck?!

Greetings from the internet, fellow geeks and geekettes. Now that SDCC has come and gone, and we here at GodHatesGeeks have rocked it with as much coverage as you could shake a stick at, we're gonna get fuckin' weird. This past weekend, at Brooklyn's Nitehawk Cinema, I had the dubious pleasure of witnessing one of …

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