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June 9, 2013June 9, 2013

STATE OF DECAY [Review]: Free Will is a Bitch.

State of Decay is about as close to a Civil War Era dominatrix as we're likely to ever see in our time. It's mean, not all that pretty, enjoys watching you suffer, a little bit racist, but a whole lot of fun and only costs $20. Since the game was released on June 5, there's …

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June 4, 2013June 4, 2013

RIPTIDE [Review]: This ‘Island’ will certainly leave you.. Sinking Dead!

Dead Island: Riptide starts off with an escape. And, friends, that’s exactly what you’ll feel like doing within the first couple hours of play -- hours you will certainly never, ever get back. This weak sequel, to what was an already addictive, inventive game, is nothing less than trivial. Due to an overwhelming -- and …

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May 30, 2013May 30, 2013

DISHONORED: THE KNIFE OF DUNWALL [DLC]: I thought I ‘Daud’ a puddy tat!

With a video game landscape littered with sequels and reboots and horrendously licensed properties, it’s always a treat when original titles like Dishonored come out. And when the game is as good as Dishonored was, we gamer snobs who were just bemoaning the lack of original titles immediately proclaim with sickening levels of squee, “I …

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May 30, 2013May 30, 2013

F– USE [Review]: You better have.. Friends!?? Or else…

Fuse has got to be one of the least flashy, flashy games I've ever played. On paper, Insomnic Games set up a seemingly delicious entre of mercenaries trying to save the world. The full course offers awesome guns and nonsensical villains! I'd eat that up all day! How could it possibly go wrong? I'll tell …

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May 19, 2013May 19, 2013

METRO: LAST LIGHT [Review]: This Gorg’ FPS left me frozen, literally!

Dang. You coulda been a contenduh (for GOTY). Instead, when the action got a little hot and heavy, you stalled on me. No, Metro: Last Light, you're never going to beat any Call of Duty in a sprint; you most likely would never going to reach Gears of War in a marathon; and staying stride …

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April 25, 2013April 25, 2013

STAR TREK [The Video Game]: Torture Gorn, Anyone?

Hopefully, I have no takers. Star Trek: The Video Game is not much different from some of addictive Sci-Fi drivel you watched in your youth, when you thought it might be cool to sneak into the living room around 3 o'clock in the morning when your parents were too busy...snoring. And, whattya know? There's actually …

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