BEWARE THE BATMAN [Review]: Na-na-na.. na-na-nah.. Blandman!?

This weekend, the Cartoon Network finally unleashed its long-awaited Saturday morning Batman fix to the masses. So, Beware the Batman, for there is enough to discuss, a lot to dread, and some to smile about with this latest in Caped Crusader cartoon. What I'm most proud of with "Beware" is the supporting cast, and its choice …

RTX: Halo, High-Tech, & Creepers.. sure clenched 2013 attendees’ Rooster Teeth.

For Mrs. Hoobastank’s 5th grade class (I'm not an actual student and no longer welcome at or within 1,000 feet from this or any other school ever again)...   Dear my fellow 5th grade student-Americans, What did you do for your holiday weekend? I bet it was lame and stupid and you probably only had …

THE CONJURING [Review]: These demons like to keep it.. ‘All in the Family’.

My brethren, you know I'm not a big horror fan. I even wish I avoided moving furniture into cobwebby basements in my past New England life - the everywhere location for just about anything horror -- but it seems to me that there are really two common types of horror flicks:  instant gorefests and subtle …

PACIFIC RIM [Review]: Finally, that ‘Smart’ Summer Blockbuster.

Only when the massive monsters and giant mechs do all the talking, of course. Pacific Rim is the most interesting movie of the year, if only because the premise reads like a dumb b-movie idea from a state college C+ film student (read: me), but lays behind one of Hollywood's brightest minds in Guillermo del …

UFC 162 [Silva vs. Weidman]: The Spider-Man meets his Ultimate Wolverine.

Although these two middleweight titans have often combined their superhuman/mutant strengths for Avengers duty, an array of Astonishing team-ups, and a seemingly infinite number of ongoing titles, Wolverine and Spider-Man have certainly had their problems in the past. Only because Logan never liked it when Peter tried to show him up. Cue UFC 162's utterly …