ALPHA FLIGHT / LEGION OF SUPER-HEROES / ABSOLUTE CARNAGE [Reviews]: Everything.

ALPHA FLIGHT: TRUE NORTH #1 – Marvel Comics
Destiny “Evangelical” Edwards
@mochaloca85

How Canadian can a one-shot be? Well, Alpha Flight: True North is three stories about our favorite Canuck superteam written and drawn by a team of creators from America’s Hat. The comic starts with “Mired in the Past,” penned by Jim Zub (Uncanny Avengers) with pencils by Max Dunbar (Champions). Snowbird and Talisman investigate a small, seemingly abandoned town in the arctic circle and discover some monsters for their trouble. Dunbar’s art here is probably the best of the three stories – the monsters look genuinely creepy and Snowbird remains incredibly expressive, even when she’s transformed into a wolf. The story itself starts out interestingly, but ends a bit flat.

It’s followed up with “Monsters” from Jed MacKay (Black Cat) and Djibril Morissette-Phan (X-Men Gold). The Beaubier twins want to sunbathe after completing an assignment on Prince Edward Island, so Puck tells Marrina a tale (which Marrina refers to as a “confession”). MacKay described it as a story of friendship and history, which shines through in every panel. Morisette-Phan’s art during the flashbacks is all sepia tones and blurs, emphasizing the history half of the narrative.

The book ends with “Illegal Guardians” (ha!) that catches up with Heather Hudson and her daughter on the run while they’re being helped by Heather’s husband, James. Ed Brisson (Dead Man Logan) and Scott Hepburn (Deadpool) give us a story that feels like old school Alpha Flight, but is clearly just there to set up future stories. The cliffhanger twist makes it not as self-contained as the previous tales and it feels like this either should’ve been the start of the one-shot or the start of new, terran-based series that picks up where volume four left off. Overall, True North lives up to its name. It’s a love letter to the original Alpha Flight and fans of the classic team will enjoy it. 3.75/5 Wendigos.

-Destiny Edwards




LEGION OF SUPER-HEROES: MILLENIUM #1 – DC Comics
“Saint” Timothy Markham

You would think a line up of Brian Bendis, Jim Lee, Scott Williams and Alex Sinclair would result in something magical. That’s sadly not the case with Legion of Superheroes: Millennium. The story revolves around Rose/Thorn who is attempting to find out more about herself in a future society where she is struggling to fit in with herself. She pays a visit to Batman Beyond and there’s a small run-in with Supergirl and an elder protecting Superman’s suit. It just plain. Though I remain optimistic that this story will get better for the sole reason that the all-star cast in charge of this series. 2/5 Bibles.

-Tim Markham




“Martyr” Doice John
@HostDoiceJohn
ABSOLUTE CARNAGE: SCREAM #2 – Marvel

Wow, I have thoroughly been enjoying Absolute Carnage, particularly this “Scream” mini series. Let’s start with the artwork. Gerardo Sandoval, Victor Nava and Erick Arciniega are doing a great job capturing the grittiness of the symbiotes– symbiotes that are not supposed to be pretty like Spider-Man. They are literally sentient bioweapons that can cause a lot of damage! The fight scenes show Scream’s offensive usage of her symbiote which was pretty cool. We also get further insight into the brutish behavior of Carnage’s “Mindless Ones”.

The story is good too. Cullen Bunn does a great job of allowing us to peer into the Scream symbiotes’ inner-dialogue. This gives us an even further view into the insanity that Mr. Cassidy is creating this time around. I also like this portrayal of Andi Benton. I was always a bit annoyed by her character; however, she is definitely holding her own in this book. As a huge fan of horror, I would definitely classify this arc as horror — this whole “GOD IS COMING” thing really creeps me out (and relative to GHG, yeah!). Absolute Carnage is really going into some dark places and I am here for it. 4/5 Books!

-Doice John




“Minister” Matthew Garza
EVERYTHING #1 – Dark Horse Comics

The story starts with the grand opening of Everything, a new store which sells, well, EVERYTHING. We’re introduced to a cast of people, whom most never meet, and how they come into contact with the store set in Holland, Michigan in 1980. The characters range from a city manager, a store manager, a school dropout, an electronics store employee, and an alcoholic. As the day continues after the opening, a few odds things happen and only gets stranger leading into the evening. What exactly is this store? Is it the store itself causing this?

Christopher Cantwell sells a story with a groundedness that matches its subtlety. I couldn’t help but think “and then what happened” at the end of the issue. I.N.J. Culbard‘s art gives a texture for a period, beginning and ending with store ads that echo its time. While reading Everything, I was trying to figure out what kind of story is being set up. Is the influence Stephen King, Chopping Mall or something else. It definitely fell into King territory, and was confirmed in a letter by the writer at the end of the issue. The issue’s central focus was on the characters and
their dynamics in the set up for what role they could play in what’s to come. Just thinking about kinda makes me more interested and I think that’s the effect the creative team is going for. 3/5 Bibles.

-Matthew Garza

GHOST-SPIDER / ABSOLUTE CARNAGE vs. DEADPOOL [Reviews]: Spider-Versus.

GHOST-SPIDER #1 – Marvel Comics
“El Sacerdote” J.L. Caraballo Twitter @captzaff007

It’s everyone’s favorite transdimensional webslinger-who-would-otherwise-be-dead-in-this-continuity, starting off yet another series in Ghost Spider #1. Less action-packed than we’re used to from Gwen Stacy, we follow her as she travels from Earth-65 to Earth-616, where, with the help of that Earth’s Peter Parker, she she gets into Empire State University, and balances her student work with her usual spider heroics.

As set-ups go, Seanan McGuire‘s first ish is a good palette cleanser, and sets up a lot of potential. Takeshi Miyawaza‘s art, though, seems a bit too bland to stand-out. Long gone are the classic designs by Robbi Rodriguez in the initial run, and that sense of uniqueness and fluid motion is sorely missed. Aside from slight quibbles with the art, again, this is a fine set-up, and worth checking out down the line. 3.5/5 Bibles.

-J.l. Caraballo




ABSOLUTE CARNAGE VS. DEADPOOL #1 – Marvel Comics
Felipe “The 3rd Deacon” Crespo
@F7ovrdrv

It’s always unfortunate when the best part of a comic book is right at the start and not revisited. Absolute Carnage vs. Deadpool #1 kicks off with one of my favorite bromances in Marvel (or any company): Spidey and DP. It’s a great, weird moment that perfectly uses their chemistry to set up the rest of the book. No spoilers, and can’t believe I’m saying this: Poor JJ Jameson.

The rest of the book has Deadpool coming face-to-face with the Carnage “cult” and unknowingly becoming their prime target. Marcelo Ferreira‘s art here is… serviceable. Pencils aren’t bad (aside from the lazy symbiotes), inking is perfectly adequate and the colors just feel flat. This series does have the potential to be great, esecially if –hell, whenFrank Tieri revisits Spidey and DP, but it’s not the best starting point.. visually. 2.5/5 Codexes.

-Felipe Crespo

AGENTS OF ATLAS / ABSOLUTE CARNAGE / MAJOR X [Comics Reviews]: Absolute Marvel.

It’s a mid-week gander at some of the upcoming comics this week, geeks and geekettes! This time out, we’re looking at the House of Ideas, and looking at some of their upcoming new premiere issues! We’re still in the comics business here at GodHatesGeeks, so let’s just get right to it and see what’s what!




AGENTS OF ATLAS #1 – Marvel Comics
“El Sacerdote” J.L. Caraballo Twitter @captzaff007

Agents Of Atlas #1 branches off of Marvel’s latest, largest crossover event, the War of Realms, and, despite only tangentially knowing a handful of the characters involved…it was damned refreshing.

The first issue in the latest volume focuses on an international team of mostly pan-Asian superheroes (including Cindy Moon, and Amadeus Cho) as they clean up some of the remaining Fire Dragons that have wandered into our realm. They find themselves suspicious of Ngyuen, leader of the Pan Industries group that has opened up portals connecting several major cities throughout Asia; if the second half of the story is any clue, the AoA is going to have to stop an upcoming ancient battle.

Greg Pak does a great job balancing the various characters here (there are about two dozen speaking characters), and imbues each with their quirks and eccentricities, even if they only get a line or two in; he also does his best work with Cho, finally making interesting enough to be be viewed as the leader of a team, but still struggling with his self-doubt (truth be told, I hadn’t read any comic with Cho since he headlined the Totally Awesome Hulk…so maybe I missed a lot of further development between then and here?)

Carlo Pagulayan and Nico Leon‘s art is lively, and the action moved at a pace; I was less enamored with the story occupying the second half of the book — it seemed to come out of nowhere, and with less explanation as to who these characters (3D-Man; Venus; Marvel Boy; ….Gorrila-Man? Right?) are for me to engage with them; I suppose I’d have to had read the previous titles with them, but for some reason this half felt more like a lesser Justice League Dark entry. 3/5 Bibles.

-J.L. Caraballo




Luke “Heirophant” Anderson
IG @LUKEPOISONER
ABSOLUTE CARNAGE #1 – Marvel Comics

Wow. Anyone reading random Marvel series’ from Hulk to Avengers to GOTG will have seen tremors and evidence leading up to this crossover series, but here is where Absolute Carnage kicks off in earnest, and here we may finally see the full and terrifying potential of Cletus Cassady as Carnage.

What started as kind of a stupid character (“What if Venom were more like the Joker and Hannibal Lecter? Wait…he kind of is already.” Tom DeFalco chomps on a cigar and thinks a second before saying: “Do it more hillbilly, and in red!”) – has grown to become a critical threat in a number of corners of Marvel’s various universes over the years, but was thought to be put down for good…. Enter an ancient symbiote god; a cult bent on resurrecting Cassady; and more Carnage than Spider-Man and Venom have ever faced before… yes folks, this is Absolute Carnage #1.

Donny Cates (Redneck, Babyteeth, Doctor Strange) has really swung for the fences in this, with the world-building and additions to the Venom/ Carnage mythos; but it all feels pretty natural and in keeping with the extended canon built up around what was originally just a weird black suit Spidey picked up in the first Secret Wars.

This is a long book — by newsstand issue standards, anyway – but it doesn’t feel 3 issues long, even with all the explanatory text and obligatory catch-up, and this is largely due to the pairing of Cates with the always visually exciting Ryan Stegman (Superior Spider-Man, Scarlet Spider), whose unique and cartoonish style deserves a place among the most iconic Spidey artists of all time (Ditko, Larsen, Bagley, MacFarlane, Romita Jr, etc), and who, admirably, does the pencils for the whole issue, with no fill-in artists or breakdown hand-offs. The able and talented JP Mayer (Blue Beetle, Superman, X-Men: Gold) lends a murky, gritty, and claustrophobic edge with his inks, and Frank Martin’s colours bleed red, black, and blue.

Maybe 25 years ago I remember collecting the first big Carnage crossover, Maximum Carnage. It was my first big crossover, and I had high hopes. It linked together Spidey and Venom with Morbius, Cap, Cloak and Dagger….. I wanna say Deathlok too? And it had them all fighting some Manson family-type team Carnage had put together with Shriek, Demogoblin, that eight-armed Spider-Man Doppelganger thing… I don’t know…

The point is, it was fucking stupid. This isn’t. Absolute Carnage looks to be both huge and wild, and should be worth following for at least most of the upcoming storm of related titles for the next few months. I haven’t said it since the 90’s, but make mine Marvel. 5/5 Resurrections.

-Luke Anderson




Dave Beaudrie
@DaveBeaudrie
MAJOR X #0 – Marvel Comics

I felt confidant going into Major X #000 that I would immediately understand everything that was going on. After all, a prequel to a series as new as Major X can’t have that much mythology to unpack, can it? Instead, within two pages, I felt like I’d just started playing a late-era BioWare game. All sorts of terms and titles were thrown my way to suggest a lore, but I didn’t have any context for them. (And way too many X-Puns for my taste, from the X-istence to the X-ential, it was all a little X-tra.) There was also the mention of a Cataclysm, hence my sudden “Anthem” flashback. What had I gotten myself into?

However, while you would be served to have read at least the first few proper issues (ie 1-6) of “Major X” before tackling Issue Zero, it isn’t a requirement. This issue isn’t actually a new tale at all, but rather the re-release of “Wolverine” #154 and #155 from 1988 with some “Major X” trimming on the front and back ends to re-contextualize those stories for the current character and plotline. If you’ve already read or currently have the original issues of those comics, there’s not much new to see here. This is the equivalent of the same movie you already own with some new extra features on it to entice a second buy. From that perspective, you can skim through the fresh material while waiting in line to buy a different title and still have time to check your phone.

However, if you aren’t familiar with Wolverine’s run-in with the Watchtower and their shadowy leader named (somewhat anticlimactically) The Administrator previously, the story does hold up well on its own merits. The ending that incorporates Major X into the proceedings also has a degree of shock value to it that feels earned and not pandering. Assuming you are not familiar with the original 1988 versions, I won’t spoil the story here but rest assured that both Wolverine and Deadpool are front and center and that’s likely to keep even the most casual fan entertained.

“Major X” creator (and the writer/penciler of the two “Wolverine” issues in question) Rob Liefeld’s typical excesses from both an art and writing style are on display here, giving this 2019 re-telling of a 1988 story-arc a distinctly 90s feel to it. Nobody actually talks like this and no physical form (mutant or not) looks like this, but that’s all part of the fun. Liefeld’s never been about photorealism or Shakespearean prose. He’s a blunt instrument in both word and illustration so, if you crave subtlety or subtext, you’ll need to look elsewhere. However, if you love Wolverine, Deadpool and the world they inhabit, or are nostalgic for the old 90s X-Men cartoon (which this feels like it would be in lockstep with), you could do a whole lot worse.

There’s concept art at the end of the issue, along with an interview with Liefeld about how “Major X” came to be and why he wanted to tie it into this particular story from his back catalog. If you’re a fan of the Major X character, this adds context even if he’s not around much. You’ll certainly never look at his sword the same way again. 3/5 Bibles.

-Dave Beaudrie

ABSOLUTE CARNAGE [C2E2 Trailer] / SPIDER-MAN – LIFE STORY [Review]: Symbols & Symbiotes.

In a video during today’s retailer panel at C2E2 in Chicago, acclaimed writer Donny Cates announced Marvel’s latest epic summer event, ABSOLUTE CARNAGE

Beginning with Free Comic Book Day’s Spider-Man/Venom #1 (out May 5), the blockbuster event starts in August and re-teams Cates with Venom‘s Ryan Stegman and colorist Frank Martin for Marvel’s next deadliest story.

“Cletus Kasady is back, and he is deadlier than he’s ever been,” Cates teases in the video announcement. “ABSOLUTE CARNAGE encompasses every single character who has ever worn a symbiote and every symbiote that has ever been, going all the way back to when Peter found the black suit. Going from there to MAXIMUM CARNAGE to VENOMIZED to everything…everyone is a target.”



SPIDER-MAN: LIFE STORY #1 – Marvel Comics
“Reverend” Ryan Ford
@nayrdrof

By this point, if you’re not aware of who Peter Parker is and a general understanding of his backstory, get out from whatever rock you’re living under and experience this new thing called life. Then, for a quick recap, go pick up Spider-Man: Life Story. It’s like being bit by a retrospective spider, without any of the itching. Written by Chip Zdarsky, this issues flashes back to the swinging ’60s, right at the height of the conflict in Vietnam. Using this as the backdrop, Zdarsky masterfully imbues questions of morality, responsibility and great power, all from the perspective of you friendly neighborhood web-slinger.

Likewise, the supporting cast is more than on point. From the Green Goblin to Captain America to Gwen Stacy to Flash Thompson, each play an integral part in driving the plot, regardless of their screen time. What’s more, for those familiar with comic book cannon, the seeds of Civil War have been sewn. Correspondingly, the art team is firing on all cylinders. With pencils by Mark Bagley, ink by John Dell, colors by Frank D’Armata, and letters by Travis Lanham, the feel of the book is like a war documentary that has been colorized which, given the tone set by the script, is fantastic. Even the character design pays homage to greats like Steve Ditko and John Romita Sr. while still creating an individually unique stylization.

Long story short, this is one of the best “Spidey-sodes” in years. Save some scratch if you have to, but definitely put this saga on your pull list. 5/5 Bibles.

-Ryan Ford (your next Mr. Fantastic)