american horror story Archives

September 25, 2015

SCREAM QUEENS [Season Premiere]: Wet With Blood.

Being a fan of both horror movies and pretty girls, the Divine One had Scream Queens as one of my Top 5 new shows I was looking forward to this Fall. I knew going into this, that the whole plan behind creator Ryan Murphy (Glee, AHS) was to parody and make fun of slasher films; …

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October 9, 2014October 9, 2014

AMERICAN HORROR STORY – FREAK SHOW [Season Premiere Review]: Family Circus.

It’s October, so that means 4 things in particular: The Walking Dead, scary movies, Halloween, and American Horror Story. Boo. Allow me to begin by stating that I've watched every season of AHS thus far, having both loved (S1: Murder House) and not-quite-hated (S2: Asylum) them to various degrees. I’ve been saying for a couple …

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May 26, 2014May 26, 2014

X-MEN: DAYS of FUTURE… [Podcast]: American Mutant Story.

There was so much to talk about with the brand new X-Men: Days of Future Past, that no single written review could do it justice. So what better film to begin our now-weekly GodHatesGeeks Podcast? With that, we form our own Fantastic Cyber-Clerical Four -- "Father" Ryan Ford, "Reverend" Joe Tower, "The Apostle" Lance Paul, "Monsignor" …

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July 11, 2013July 11, 2013

THE CONJURING [Review]: These demons like to keep it.. ‘All in the Family’.

My brethren, you know I'm not a big horror fan. I even wish I avoided moving furniture into cobwebby basements in my past New England life - the everywhere location for just about anything horror -- but it seems to me that there are really two common types of horror flicks: instant gorefests and subtle …

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October 8, 2012October 8, 2012

A Dog’d-out Horror Story: 7 Psycho’s Walking alongside a Dead ‘Weenie.

Crumble. How does one go about sliding in the slew of splendidly horrifying suspense and terror entertainment into one blog? You just do. Or else. With "The Walking Dead" and "American Horror Story: Asylum" breaking down your antenna bunnies on October 14th and 17th, respectively, there's a couple of reasons to hit the local cinema …

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