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DEADPOOL 2 [Film Review]: Three’s Hump-on-me.

Well, I’m just sitting here…wearing my Jergens Hermetically-Sealed-Self-Lubricating-Hazmat-Grade Bodysuit (complete w/ a sphincter-diameter-engorging, triple-ripple-unicorn-plug-attachment), hunkered down cheeks-deep in Wade Wilson’s lime-stained peanut-log basin; all the while lung-sucking a two-part mixture of M-Pro 7 gun oil and Liberal Penetrator firearm solvent, wondering how I’m going to up the bullet chamber count from our GHG Deadpool Movie …

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THE MARTIAN vs. SICARIO [Face-Off Review]: You Are Not Alone.

Ever wonder what Home Alone would be like, only set in space??? Not really, but I’m damn happy someone shed light on this idea... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej3ioOneTy8 The Martian, starring the ever-so-talented Matt Damon (Good Will Hunting, The Talented Mr. Ridley), follows the trials and tribulations of an underdog botanist left alone on Mars after a major …

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EVEREST [Review]: We’re ‘There’, Dude.

Another Fall season begins and another natural disaster film graces our doorsteps. Balthasar Kormákur (2 Guns) crafts a tale of the failed expedition to Mount Everest on May 10th, 1996--portraying the majestic beast in all its glory. Though magnificent, the mountain is also unforgiving, as many hardened climbers have needed more than just determination, stamina …

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SIN CITY – A DAME to KILL FOR [Review]: Shotgun Saturday Night.

The long-awaited sequel to Frank Miller (300) and Robert Rodriguez' (From Dusk Till Dawn) Sin City might miss its target, but not without looking sexy doing so. Faithfully realized, the directing duo once again paints the cinematic town in digitally rendered white, black and blood-soaked red. NANCY'S LAST DANCE The film is made up of four tales …

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GUARDIANS of the GALAXY [Review]: One ‘Marvel’ous Gem.

Even with all of The Avengers' apparent prosperity of terrifying Ultrons, Hulk-busting Armors, and.. ahem.. Elizabeth Olsen, the Guardians of the Galaxy are the superheroes who currently own our geek-bleeding hearts. Can you ever imagine anyone making that statement, cinematically? Thankfully, I re-started my collection of comics around the time of Dan Abnett & Andy Lanning's …

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