HALO [Season 1, Episodes 1-3 Review]: An Ode to the Chief.

Halo exploded onto the scene November 15, 2001 to much fanfare and praise the world over. With it, Microsoft unknowingly created a multimillion dollar franchise and an icon. Through the years Halo’s story got bigger with subsequent sequels, comic books, graphic novels and novels. Hell, even Neill Blomkamp directed Halo 3 and Halo 3: ODST’s …

ELYSIUM [Face-Off Review]: ‘Bourne’ on the Fifth of LA…

Nicole "Naughty Angel" Brunner: So, I'm guessing this is the first time GodHatesGeeks has ever done a review via text message? "Monsignor" Travis Moody: Yeah, we're setting trends; what can we say! (And going to fix lots of spellcheck...) Let's give our faithful the lowdown on the film we're going to review, shall we? Brunner: …