SECRET EMPIRE / BRITANNIA / NICK FURY / REDNECK / CAPTAIN AMERICA – STEVE ROGERS [Reviews]: Waiting to Ex-Hail…

Secret Empire #0 begins wrapping up the extensive storyline that had critics and fanboys getting up in arms before the second issue of this arc even wrapped (whatever happened to letting a story pan out and actually end before waiting to get upset by it?). And if you haven’t warmed up to Captain America: Steve …

GRAYSON / THE STEAM MAN / FURY / BOOK of DEATH / POWER CUBED [Reviews]: “Motha%*#^@*!!!”

Bad Mother Fucker 25:17-- "The path of the Jacksonous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of selfish and inferior chumps. Blessed is he who, in the name of hustlers abound, pimps the hos through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his lady's keeper and the finder of lost souls. And I will skullcrack my …

DEATH of WOLVERINE / THE NAMES / ORIGINAL SIN / ALICE COOPER [Reviews]: GodHates… ASTRONAUTS?!!!??

Sounds of Ghetto Bird choppers may wake my ass up every morning, but the thoughts of some rampaging, blue Horseheads -- drunk off that wiiiiiine -- and their kookie Crabheaded Nebula opponents will surely (did someone say "Shirley"?) be the ones swirling above my cranium. A-Men. Look, man. If you thought Morrison's Multiversity was a …

CAPTAIN AMERICA – THE WINTER SOLDIER [Review]: Tossin’ this S.H.I.E.L.D. away.

You'd do better than to embrace anything too patriotic this weekend, for there are far better options at the box office: A pre-apocalyptic man chosen by God; a most wanted collection of puppets chosen by Oz; and a group of beautiful-looking teens battling through a series of physical and psychological tests for their own justifiable cause. I …

The Shield invades the.. WWE? Holy $h*t! Holy $h*t!

No, guys. Not Sgt. Nick Fury and his Howling Commandos. But, rather, three castoffs from World Wrestling Entertainment's NXT division: -Dean Ambrose -Seth Rollins -Roman Reigns The Who? Trust me, these guys are impressive. After their unbelievable Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match at the.. well.. TLC Pay-Per-View versus Team Hell No (Kane & Daniel Bryan) …

NYCC “S.H.I.E.L.D.” Saturday: True Believers set to enjoy their “New 52”

Sorry, sorry, sorry. For those counting at home, that's three Marvel article in a row. But if we had God Hates Geeks back in July of 2011, you can bet your bottom dollar we would have been in bed with DC Comics that same weekend they killed with the New 52. Now, or NOW! rather, …