EDGE of TOMORROW [Review]: Full Metal Bitch.

And when I'm referring to "Bitch" I'm not referring to Tom Cruise. Edge of Tomorrow, the latest sci-fi endeavor from the controversial actor, should rank among his best performances. In fact, Mr. Cruise puts himself through twenty-three varying scenes of personality throughout director Doug (The Bourne Trilogy) Liman's trailblazer. And he shows a helluva lot …

ELDER SCROLLS ONLINE [Review]: Welcome to the Front.

CAUTION!!! DO NOT READ THIS REVIEW UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR THE FOLLOWING... 1. To become/remain single and lonely. 2. To gain at least 30 pounds. 3. To have absolutely no social life (besides digitally). 4. To develop painful chronic carpal tunnel syndrome. If you're still here, then Welcome to Tamriel! It has been a …

DARK SOULS II vs. ELDER SCROLLS ONLINE BETA [Face-Off]: Accident Murderers.

DARK SOULS II I was really excited to delve into Namco Bandai's newest, soul-crushingly difficult RPG, Dark Souls II. Yet I lost my appetite all too quickly. Before the question arises, YES— I am a fan of the previous abusive titles Demon's Souls and Dark Souls. The problem here isn't the combat. After all, that's …

TOP 10 MOVIES of 2013 [Geeks vs. Oscars]: ‘Stuck’ in the Middle with You..

So much for the Death of the Box Office, eh? Sure, there were plenty of movies this past year that tanked (The Lone Ranger, After Earth), that struck more polarity than anything Frozen (#1 and half of #4 on the Moody list were loathed and loved just the same), and simply didn't live up to …

ELYSIUM [Face-Off Review]: ‘Bourne’ on the Fifth of LA…

Nicole "Naughty Angel" Brunner: So, I'm guessing this is the first time GodHatesGeeks has ever done a review via text message? "Monsignor" Travis Moody: Yeah, we're setting trends; what can we say! (And going to fix lots of spellcheck...) Let's give our faithful the lowdown on the film we're going to review, shall we? Brunner: …