THE BATMAN’S GRAVE / VENOM – THE END / THE QUESTION [Reviews]: Second Coming.

Well, well, another week, and yet another Fistful of Comics coming your way, care of GodHatesGeeks. We’ve got a who’s who of titles, and publishers, and you best believe we’re gonna give you our say in which ones to pick up! From heroes, to villains, to antiheroes, to Jesus Christ Himself, we’ve got more characters here than you can shake a fist at, with some books so good, one of our faithful just had to write two reviews!

Let’s get right to it, geeks and geekettes…!




Rob Deep Maldonado
@deep2hb
THE BATMAN’S GRAVE #4 – DC Comics

This was Bryan Hitch’s issue. Bryan choreographs a pretty stiff fight. He captures Batman’s necessary brutality in taking down enhanced thugs who do not feel pain. Sometimes it seems his movements are off balance and awkward but Bruce is enjoying every second.

Warren Ellis is on cruise control and injects his wit in the form of Alfred’s comedic retorts to let the reader know it’s still his book. I laughed out loud on two occasions. Warren Ellis and Bryan Hitch seem to be criticizing but also having fun with the BATMAN mythos since issue one. It’s definitely worth picking up, and I hope they collect it in giant sized hardcover like an an Authority Omnibus. 3.5/5 Bibles.

-Rob Maldonado




SECOND COMING #6 – Ahoy Comics
“El Sacerdote” J.L. Caraballo Twitter @captzaff007

Second Coming has ended its initial run with issue #6, and this series has been an absolute, hilarious blast with a surprising amount of heart and pathos for a plot that could be boiled down to “What if Jesus Christ and Superman teamed up?” Creators Mark Russell (writer) and Richard Pace (artist) show a deep understanding not only of Christian and biblical lore, but also superhero lore itself, and have managed to successfully merge the two in a way that is genuine, sincere, and actually shows respect to both mediums, while not shying away from ultra-violence, or swearing (it is remarkable how staying true to the Bible results in gratuitous violence and nudity). God tasks Sunstar (the equivalent of Superman) with keeping an eye on Jesus, and to “toughen Him up”. Meanwhile. Sunstar and his girlfriend (Lois Lane surrogate Sheila) are traversing their own relationship problems before having a third wheel dropped in on them, and Satan himself is taking advantage of Jesus’s return to present one final temptation, while convincing God to end reality if Jesus fails to succumb to it. Here, with Sunstar incapacitated, Satan presents Jesus with his final temptation…and with genuinely surprising results.

The series itself found God allowing Jesus a second chance at coming down and preaching on Earth, only to find that the planet has changed considerably in the 2000 years since He left. And while society at large has grown up much more jaded and rough, perhaps in ways that are less discernible and obvious, it’s also stayed the same. The temptations are the same, only now, with 2000 years between appearances, His lessons and teachings have been subverted and used in callous, often selfish ways. Russell’s characterization of God Himself is a riot: angry, despondent, and impatient, God is here self-centered, a Father who can’t be bothered to be responsible for His children, His creation, or to face the fact that He perhaps just doesn’t care about any of it. He comes off almost like a drunk father toeing the line of abuse…which tracks surprisingly well with the Old Testament. He’s petty and disinterested and seemingly fickle (in a scene recalling Abraham’s faith, God almost blithely commands him, “I’m gonna need you to cut off a piece of your dick”, like it’s the most normal thing; or, following Jesus’s crucifixion, during a flashback: “Forgiveness? You call THAT a religion?!”).

Subversive, irreverent, and with a rather unexpected ending, this is one of the more surprising titles I’ve stumbled upon, and there’s enough respect (and introspection, and dissection) of the source materiel that it actually works as an exploration of biblical themes…from a critical angle, and not proselytizing, which I greatly appreciated. Don’t let the use of the Bible as a source of inspiration put you off (I’m not at all religious), but if you come in with at least a base understanding of Christianity (or Christian tropes in general), you’ll be surprised at how much you might enjoy this title. I know I was. Where this title goes from here is anyone’s guess, but I’m in it for the long haul. 4.5/5 Literal Bibles.

-J.L. Caraballo




“Cardinal” Roberto de Bexar
@RobBex2
VENOM: THE END – Marvel Comics

In a slightly stunning return to “The End” one-offs, Adam Warren and Chamba Cruz bring us Venom’s final battle and it isn’t the battle we thought it would be. The two “ends” that stick in my mind are the Hulk’s, and the Punisher. Hulk ends with him turning back to Banner one last time to let him die and then the Hulk gets his wish, to finally be alone; and with The Punisher, Castle finds himself in a nuclear holocaust killing one last bad guy before succumbing to radiation poisoning and seeing his family as he passes away. In both of these one-shots, the titular hero faces one more battle that we are used to, but in Venom, Warren takes us a different way.

We see a Venom that has kept Eddie Brock “alive” for centuries until he literally turns to dust. Earth, and the Milky Way, has been overcome by a techno war between the Phalanx and the A.I. of Tony Stark. Once those two entities join forces, it’s them versus the symbiote that is Venom. He then decides to reach into his codex to pull out the mutant powers of various X-Men to literally reproduce the galaxy. But here is where it gets even crazier: by the end, he finds out that he can create whole galaxies by ripping himself apart and re-starting the Marvel Universe 1 trillion years in the future. So Venom’s end is Marvel’s recreation. That’s it.

The writing is pretty clever, and I will admit that Warren did a great job of writing the issue in a witty and unexpected ways. I did appreciate that it never explains the connection between Venom and Eddie Brock, because you don’t really need that. The art by Cruz and colorist Guru-eFX is crisp and clear and vibrant and really beautiful. The issue is fun and entertaining, but I don’t think I’ll be going back to this one like I have The Punisher’s End. While I appreciate that this issue took Venom’s end in a very heroic fashion, but I think maybe a final battle with Spider-Man might have been maybe more dramatic and maybe there could have been more intriguing. But maybe that’s just me. 2.5/5 Bibles.

-Robert Bexar




THE QUESTION: THE DEATHS OF VIC SAGE #2 – DC Black Label
“El Sacerdote” J.L. Caraballo Twitter @captzaff007

The original Question — Vic Sage aka Charles Victor Szasz — is back from the dead…only to awaken in Hub County, in the late-1880s. While issue one ended with Sage seemingly dead, this issue finds him considerably less stiff…at least until the end of the final page. Here, we get a better sense of what has happened to our duality-obsessed antihero. Hub County has no shortage of unsavory types, quick to judge and even quicker to violence, and Sage fits right in, trying to right wrongs in an attempt to find out if there is any good left in him, and a larger understanding of what is actually happening to him is slowly coming to light: someone called the Man With A Thousand Faces is either forcing Sage into the past at various points in history, or he is reliving past lives. As it is explained to him by a native seer, the Man With A Thousand Faces has existed for as long as humanity has existed, and only a specific someone named “Charlie” will end him.

Jeff Lemire once again brings a lot of psychological depth to the Question, with the art team of Denys Cowan and Bill Sienkiewicz once again knock it out of the park here. The art is harsh, moody, vibrant, and utterly alive; dreamy and jagged and as crisscrossed with lines as Sage’s mind is with doubt. The creative team is perfect for this title, and now that there’s a better idea of what the actual story is and where it seems to be going, the possibilities are growing. Next issue finds Sage in the 1940s, as a gumshoe, and if Lemire is content with showcasing the seedier sides of once-reliable and heroic genre staples, he could not have picked a better antihero than the Question.

Moody, violent, mysterious, and misanthropic, this is a series that isn’t pulling punches (some of the plot points were downright shocking: let’s just say Lemire isn’t afraid of Game-Of-Thrones-ing some characters. And NO, I DON’T mean ignoring character developments! Stop it!) If you liked the debut issue, you’ll like this one. If you like Cowyn or Sienkiewicz, you’ll like this one. And if you like Lemire, then you best believe you’ll like this. 4/5 Bibles.

-J.L.

SECOND COMING [Review]: JesusHatesSupes.

“Great Rao” Bass @kidtimebomb
SECOND COMING #1 – Ahoy Comics

There’s a good chance you’ve already heard about this book. The premise is so charged, it made seismic reverberations throughout the zeitgeist just by being announced. Hard-right Conservatives protested and urged boycott.

DC Comics, in the titanic tradition of The Boys, cancelled the book due to concerns over content, but they didn’t even give these guys one issue, much less six! But young publisher Ahoy Comics stepped up and is proud to present Second Coming by Mark Russell, Richard Pace, and Leonard Kirk.

This is a story of what happens when God sends his only begotten son — Jesus Christ — back to Earth to learn how to handle western civilization from Sunstar, an extremely thinly-veiled Superman analogue. It’s a dynamite set-up requiring nuance to fully realize, and these gentlemen knock it out of the park, if anything, surpassing the expectations of anyone coming off of Russell’s other award-winning work (The Flintstones, Exit Stage Left: The Snagglepuss Chronicles) that manages to be funny while also powerful and deeply meaningful.

Characterization is what makes this book sing. Russell employs consistent narrative logic throughout to bring these characters to life, while making them seem consistent with the archetypes and tropes with which we’re all familiar. I suppose I can see our more hard-line Christian brethren bristling under the depiction of the Lord God Almighty, who comes across as pretty close to a blustering drunken maniac young Thor before he Learns His Lessons.

But, at the heart of it is nothing but our narrator’s understandable befuddlement at some fundamental Old Testament situations (“He [God] didn’t want anyone eating the fruit from these two magical trees he’d inexplicably planted in the center of the garden” is a prime example of this, as well as being a rare case of an adverb actually doing good work, for once). But those who are quick to rise to the clarion call of outrage and reaching for crayons to scribble out their protest signs will miss a depiction of Jesus Christ who is already as kind, loving, and understanding as any I’ve ever encountered.

As for Sunstar, at first it looks like there’s going to be a strong Silver-Age vibe, but that’s just camouflage for a more deconstructed take that skews closer to Moore realism than Ennis vitriol. This strange visitor from another planet isn’t an asshole, but he’s . . . extremely confident, nowhere near as beatific as Frank Quitely might draw him sitting on a cloud without a care in the world, and not above talking down to a battered robotic opponent.

This issue has a lot of heavy lifting to do, taking us from the Garden of Eden all the way to maneuvering our extremely odd couple into place in the present day, and the creators make it happen with a deft hand. Pace delivers lush full interiors (all by himself) that slow the narrative pace to a crawl because the reader is forced to stop and admire the craftsmanship and detail. And, then, in a wonderful surprise, Kirk and Andy Troy pitch in on finishing and coloring the Earth pages, which lend contrast to the heavenly proceedings and help the scenes pop with superheroic dynamism.

Everything comes together in the last scene, when the creative team does nothing less than a slight retcon of the Crucifixion that nearly blinds the reader with Jesus Christ’s resonant and uplifting message of abiding forgiveness under even the most dire circumstances. This is such a fascinating pairing because so many people want to and have attached messianic subtext to the Man of Steel (even though he’s so much closer to Moses), and so putting the actual Messiah in the room to teach and learn from a character with those same attributes, there’s just so much strong character work to mine.

This is an important and thoughtful work that I highly recommend to all readers who are comfortable with adult language and tasteful nudity (and drunk-Thor playing the part of God, as noted above). I can’t wait to see what happens next. 5/5 Wooden Crosses.

-Rob Bass