UNCANNY AVENGERS / CASANOVA / BATMAN / THE DYING & THE DEAD [Reviews]: It’s the ‘Super’hero Bowl Sunday Stash!

For all of you Stupor Bowl fans, still sober enough to read this right now; after gorging yourself on processed grease and watered-down domestic lager-swill, let me drop a brilliant passage to you from the seminal novel, 1984, from a dead genius named, George Orwell: "So long as they (the Proles) continued to work and …

SPIDER-WOMAN / WONDER WOMAN / DJANGO ZORRO [Reviews]: Not Such A Man’s World No Mo’!

What's up? Breaking the Internet? Making memes? Trolling for a Tinder date? 'Liking' shit you secretly hate on Facebook? Well, why don't you use your time wisely and devote yourself to THE GOSPEL OF THE GEEKS, because the holy clergy over here at GodHatesGeeks have spent weeks in the catacombs combing through new scriptures so we can bring you …

LOBO / GODHEAD / CAPTAIN AMERICA & BUCKY [Sunday Stash Reviews!]: New Gods And Old Wounds…

Hey, Comics Congregation! Time to shake off your weekend and get down to BRASS TAX! That means we here at God Hates Geeks have a brand new round of SUNDAY STASH! SCROLL DOWN to get a taste of what "Abess" Jackie Henley, "Father" Joe Tower, "Heirophant" Luke Anderson, "El Sacerdote" J.L. Caraballo, and "Minister" Gabe Carrasco are throwing down in …

THOR / GOTHAM ACADEMY / GUARDIANS 3000 [Reviews]: She’s All That.

Now that it's the end of...Futures End, we're back to normal. And if you mean by normal that we're reviewing battles between historical egos, a comic Goddess of Thunder, Guardians of.. 3000 galaxies, and a haunted school full of bratty children who want to be like Batman... then, yeah, things are bound to NEVER get …

DEATH of WOLVERINE / THE NAMES / ORIGINAL SIN / ALICE COOPER [Reviews]: GodHates… ASTRONAUTS?!!!??

Sounds of Ghetto Bird choppers may wake my ass up every morning, but the thoughts of some rampaging, blue Horseheads -- drunk off that wiiiiiine -- and their kookie Crabheaded Nebula opponents will surely (did someone say "Shirley"?) be the ones swirling above my cranium. A-Men. Look, man. If you thought Morrison's Multiversity was a …

THE WAKE / SUPREME: BLUE ROSE / LOW / BODIES [Reviews]: When the Levee Breaks…

Yo! We still bangin' out tons of reviews despite the fact our Super Bowl, San Diego Comic-Con, has come and pass. While we still have a few more Bible Scales, celebrity interviews -- and one hell of an episode of #GHGtv -- to throw at ya, everyday content is still passing through our daunted cool-church …