Samuel L. Jackson Archives

March 5, 2019March 5, 2019

CAPTAIN MARVEL [Review]: Carol’s ‘The Man’!

Hola, ladies and gents. Hope you are having a Marvelous morning. It's your boy the Belser, here, and I am back again on the movie review tip. You are looking at the title correctly. Yes, I have seen it! My selection tonight is the 21st film from the Marvel Cinematic Universe: Captain Marvel. Now the …

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March 9, 2017March 9, 2017

KONG – SKULL ISLAND [Face-Off Review]: Down with the King!

GEEK - The King is back, and he’s bigger than ever! Well, in physical size that is. Kong: Skull Island brings us the return of cinema’s most iconic ape in a way that we really haven’t seen before. In this latest outing the narrative of the original 1933 King Kong film, that was later remade …

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February 17, 2015February 17, 2015

KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE [Review]: Word is Bond.

What’s up, my people. This is your man, "The Belser" back with another scathing review of Hollywood’s latest flicks. For those not in the know, I, The Belser, am a living, breathing index of pop culture knowledge. Those skills -- useless in much else -- have helped me tremendously in this venture. I love movies …

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May 14, 2014May 14, 2014

AGENTS of S.H.I.E.L.D. [Season 1 Finale Review]: The Grateful Alive.

Just in time for the announcement that ABC was moving Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. to a 9 p.m. time slot for the show’s second season, the MCU’s first television series finished off its premiere season with a bang. Well, a few bangs, a couple of explosions, several melee combos, and a rib stab. Yeah, that’s right. …

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April 1, 2014April 1, 2014

CAPTAIN AMERICA – THE WINTER SOLDIER [Review]: Tossin’ this S.H.I.E.L.D. away.

You'd do better than to embrace anything too patriotic this weekend, for there are far better options at the box office: A pre-apocalyptic man chosen by God; a most wanted collection of puppets chosen by Oz; and a group of beautiful-looking teens battling through a series of physical and psychological tests for their own justifiable cause. I …

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February 20, 2014February 20, 2014

ROBOCOP (’14) vs. ROBOCOP (’87) [Face-Off]: Your move, Creep.

ROBOCOP (1987) Hands down, one of the best movies ever made. The original RoboCop is enjoyable from start to finish. Along with "Bitches, Leave!" and "I’d buy that for a dollar!", there are countless other one-liners and quotes that could fill the entirety of this review. Just the little bits of awesomeness that fill the …

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