THE JUNGLE BOOK [Review]: Animals.. Assemble!

At a recent trip to Disneyland with my girlfriend, this critic joked about all of the random stuffed-animals the theme park had for sale in Frontierland. "With all of these Pixar, Star Wars, and Marvel toys for sale, why would someone buy their kid...a wolf?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqmUoteadZI Well, now, the joke's on me. Disney lions, tigers …

CAPTAIN AMERICA – THE WINTER SOLDIER [Review]: Tossin’ this S.H.I.E.L.D. away.

You'd do better than to embrace anything too patriotic this weekend, for there are far better options at the box office: A pre-apocalyptic man chosen by God; a most wanted collection of puppets chosen by Oz; and a group of beautiful-looking teens battling through a series of physical and psychological tests for their own justifiable cause. I …