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STAR WARS / RAT QUEENS / A WOLF AMONG US [Reviews]: The (Un)Holy Trinity

You just can't get enough of THE STASH, can you? It's like a saline drip of fucking abject truthfulness about the most serious subject we here at God Hates Geeks can think of: F^&$*@# COMIC BOOK REVIEWS! In this week's version of THE STASH we bring you three reviews of this week's must-have, or in …

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STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS [Trailer Review]: Lightsabers are like Perfect…

Breasts. They are awesome to look at, and we really want to play with them. Lightsabers are the reason young boys fall in love with Star Wars, and why older men are still in love with Star Wars. When a teenage boy gets his first glimpse of a breast, he is hooked from that moment. …

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SPIDER-WOMAN / WONDER WOMAN / DJANGO ZORRO [Reviews]: Not Such A Man’s World No Mo’!

What's up? Breaking the Internet? Making memes? Trolling for a Tinder date? 'Liking' shit you secretly hate on Facebook? Well, why don't you use your time wisely and devote yourself to THE GOSPEL OF THE GEEKS, because the holy clergy over here at GodHatesGeeks have spent weeks in the catacombs combing through new scriptures so we can bring you …

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X-Men / Godzilla / Star Wars [Reviews]: ‘Chises no longer stuck in the ‘Dark Ages’!

Buckle down, Geeks and Geekettes! If you haven't already checked out this week's newest comic releases, now's the time to repent and get the GodHatesGeeks-approved scoop on X-Men #18, Harley Quinn #9, Star Wars #20 and the maiden voyage of both Godzilla Cataclysm and Dark Ages! We've got some excellent reviews readied for you– get …

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SDCC ’14 [The Bible Scale, Pt. I]: DC vs. Marvel COMICS – The ‘Saga’ Continues!

If you followed our coverage of E3 this year (and I know you did), The Bible Scale should sound familiar to you. This particular editorial feature was a huge success a little more than a month ago -- the week presented our best traffic ever -- so we thought, "Oh, what the hell-- let's do …

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GUARDIANS of the GALAXY [Review]: One ‘Marvel’ous Gem.

Even with all of The Avengers' apparent prosperity of terrifying Ultrons, Hulk-busting Armors, and.. ahem.. Elizabeth Olsen, the Guardians of the Galaxy are the superheroes who currently own our geek-bleeding hearts. Can you ever imagine anyone making that statement, cinematically? Thankfully, I re-started my collection of comics around the time of Dan Abnett & Andy Lanning's …

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