A MILLION WAYS to DIE in the WEST / MALEFICENT [Reviews]: The End of May-an Cinema.

Your favorite Traveling Nerd Apostle is finally back in sunny California after weeks of traveling the globe in search of all things nerd. This week finds a pair of films I was really looking forward to before my jet-setting nerd cape takes me up, up and away. First up we have Family Guy creator Seth …

FLASH GORDON / NIGHTCRAWLER / ALL-NEW DOOP [Reviews]: Who You Gonna Call!??!

The Sunday Stash is back on a Monday, and -- this time -- I, Lance Paul the Apostle take the full blame! You see, there was this little thing called the Long Beach Grand Prix, the thirst for all things loud and fast. The event "dooped" your favorite traveling nerd into partaking this so-called celebrity race, …