SPIDER-WOMAN / WONDER WOMAN / DJANGO ZORRO [Reviews]: Not Such A Man’s World No Mo’!

What's up? Breaking the Internet? Making memes? Trolling for a Tinder date? 'Liking' shit you secretly hate on Facebook? Well, why don't you use your time wisely and devote yourself to THE GOSPEL OF THE GEEKS, because the holy clergy over here at GodHatesGeeks have spent weeks in the catacombs combing through new scriptures so we can bring you …

THOR / GOTHAM ACADEMY / GUARDIANS 3000 [Reviews]: She’s All That.

Now that it's the end of...Futures End, we're back to normal. And if you mean by normal that we're reviewing battles between historical egos, a comic Goddess of Thunder, Guardians of.. 3000 galaxies, and a haunted school full of bratty children who want to be like Batman... then, yeah, things are bound to NEVER get …

STORM #1 / RAGNAROK #1 / TRANSFORMERS VS. GI JOE / ARMOR HUNTERS: BLOODSHOT #1 [Reviews]: The (im)Perfect Storm

The Congregation of Cool is called to order!  And today The Parish brings forth yet another installment of FISTFUL OF COMICS! Wednesdays are a Holy Day, True Believers -- New Comics Day -- and we're up here in the pulpit and ready to preach! This particular FOC is even mores special, because this FOC is set against the …

THOR [Moody Marvel Editorial]: The ‘Goddess’ of Thunder??!!?!?

As if all of the recent Fantastic Four reboot movie news wasn't bad enough, Marvel appeared on The View earlier today to present a Super Ultra All-New Marvel Remix Hyper NOW! era for the once and Mighty Thor. He's a girl. I mean, she's a female. The character is all-woman. Current Thor: God of Thunder scribe Jason Aaron (also …

The Weekly Worship: MATT FRACTION’s got comics “Uatu” read.

Yup, it’s witty; sure, it’s typical of our blog headlines; and, uh-huh, you bet we stole it. Don’t be surprised if half the comic industry starts stealing other elements from Matt Fraction in the coming weeks, as well. This man is on fire. But, before I go on to cover a pair of this week’s …

INFINITY [Event Review]: Almost Inhuman.

As one Marvel event closes, another always blossoms. At 44-pages, Infinity is one credible finale, thanks to the eye-pretty art of Jim Cheung (X-Force, Young Avengers) and Dustin Weaver (S.H.I.E.L.D.), and the year-long crafted mind of Jonathan Hickman (Fantastic Four, God is Dead). Issue #6 finishes the story of Thanos' thirst for prolicide with the final vestige of his …