ASM2 vs…. KIRBY TRIPLE DELUXE!!??!? [Reviews]: Kirby’s ‘Lullaby’ just The Cure.

Hey, Christine here! Did you miss me? That was rhetorical; come on, even I missed me. But enough sentimentality — there are games to review! The steady influx of titles across all systems have made me a happy camper and we're getting into those sweet, summertime triple-a kickoff titles, with Wolfenstein, Mario Kart 8 and …

E3 2014 [Press Conference Announcement]: Hunger Games.

It's the mosttt wonnnderrrfulll tiiiiiiiiiime of the yearrrrrr. No, not Christmas, you saps. But E3! Easily the Monsignor's "Comic-Con" -- and shout-out to our Templar Kight -- this 3-day Electronic Entertainment Expo showcases more exclusives than the Air Jordan household. If you think you know what games are going to be announced, demo'd and (most …

DONKEY KONG COUNTRY – TROPICAL FREEZE [Review]: The Chimp is Here!

Alright congregaton, it’s time once again to talk about the new chimp on the block. The first game featuring everyone’s favorite ape for the Wii U has just landed on store shelves, selling out like bananas at a monkey house. All jargon aside, Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze is amazing. Just so you know though, …

E3 WRAP-UP [Podcast]: To the Next-Gen Victor go the Spoils…

Who won this year's E3? Everyone who attended and followed our coverage, that's who. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NClekN9U_IA Here's what happens when 3 drunken clergymen and a Christian walk into a bar... Panic ensues! "Reverend" Joe Rivera, "King" Ray Getsbusy, and "The" Christian Seufert join the "Monsignor" Travis Moody to discuss all the fire and lameness of this …

PrE3: Parish Picks & Pre-dicks (Part Deux) – Booth Babe Edition.

We're kidding. We just know how to handle "the merchandise", knawmsayins? The GHG panel is back to discuss games, games, and games...and the little game we play called Booth Babe Hunt. No, we really talk about games. Promise...   “The” Christian Seufert: Bungie said that it is going to have gameplay footage (thank God!) for …