BATMAN v SUPERMAN – DAWN OF JUSTICE [Review]: The Dark Knight Returns.

Here we go again. Zack Snyder (Dawn of the Dead, Watchmen) returns to the DC cinematic mantle, and the majority of critics are as angry as their first go around with the director's Man of Steel. Whatever. In the back of my mind -- which was constantly racing throughout the entire 2-hours-and-30-minutes, mind you -- …

300 – RISE OF AN EMPIRE [Review]: The Devil Did My Eyebrows.

I can’t say 300: Rise of an Empire is a bad movie, because it’s not -- if you acknowledge that it’s a stereotypical blockbuster Hollywood sequel, that is. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzNE-DpNkDI Cheesy punchlines, recycled elements from the original 300, and overused 3D CGI are all in full effect, of course, but we’ll get into that later. First, the …